Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[AdenTheThird]

Yoshi's New Island except everything has a tempy head

OH PLEASE NO

 

[Deleted User]

I'm reposting my suggestions to this thread.

I love how we can suggest ideas for a comic. I got some ideas, but they're not fully finished.

1. Because this comic talks about how Tempy isn't keeping with the times, perhaps the next comic strip can be about him discovering a console/handheld that came after the GBA.
2. In the comics, Tempy reminds me of Dr. Kawashima from Brain Age. They're both heads with floating hands. Perhaps there can be a joke for this?
3. I'm assuming this is going to happen soon, but maybe there can be a comic strip for influential users with high levels or are famous on this site?
4. Perhaps there can be a comic making fun of noobs?
5. Because an old design of Tempy was used in this, perhaps other old versions can be used as a visual gag.
6. Maybe Tempy can give his thoughts on a silly or cool post on this site.

Those are some ideas. Whether these ideas are used or not, this site will continue to keep getting better and better. I am so excited to see what else will come!

Second:

OK, so I REALLY wanna help with this webcomic. I want to contribute ideas. So I decided to make a crappy (very crappy) prototype of a comic idea I have. Here's the prototype:
https://ibb.co/mPrfES

Here's the dialogue:

1:
Tempy: I can't believe I'm still around..
2:
*Noob pops outta nowhere*
Noob: Hai, I dunno how to install CFW. Please help?
3:
*More Noobs appear and run over old Tempy*
Noob: When can we run backups on Switch?
Noob: How do I run Homebrew?
Noob: My friend got banned!
Noob: Can I get free games?
Noob: I NEED HELP!
Noob: Halp, i don't get how to do this.
*Tempy looks angry*
4.
Tempy: STOP ASKING ME, I DON'T KNOW!!

Yeah, I know that this isn't the funniest joke and my prototype is probably the worst thing in existence, but I really want to help with the comic and I'm going to try posting prototypes and suggestions to help. At least I'm contributing something :/

 

[Justinde75]

Make one about the edge of the forum

 

[SG854]

How Tempy came into existence and the origins of his freaky eyes.

 

[WeedZ]

Someone's madcats controller quit so tempy plugs his head into the console. Gets jabbed in the eyes. Final frame, tempy thumbs up with black and blood shot eyes and broken teeth

 

[Eternal Myst]

What did my left nut say to the righ nut?

What?

Idk your the ball fondler, you can give them voices.

 

[AdenTheThird]

Mario eats mushrooms and gets high.

GET IT??

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Tempy in Super Smash Bros:

Mario uses Final Smash
Link uses Final Smash
Tempy's Final Smash:
Zooms out to reveal Tempy controlling everything from a GBA
Tempy rage quits(or something)
everyone is defeated when the GBA is

 

[SirNapkin1334]

TEMPY VS. SPECTRAL BLIZZARD SHOWDOWN

The final, winning move should be Tempy swinging the Banhammer on him.

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Tempy has played his entire backlog of
Games, And he has nothing to play. So he tries really hard, starts sweating, and pops into old Tempy. Old Tempy says “Let’s go pirate some games!”

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Staff catch Tempy mourning at a grave marked “RIP Chaos G...” but the rest is cut off because Tempy is in front of it.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I think it would be funny to have a "season" and this season should be old Tempy and new Tempy (like Spy Vs Spy from MadTV).

As for the joke...I'll get back to it.

Something about lootboxes.....the lottery....a tounge-in-cheek joke.....a reaction...and a closing thought that has a sarcastic punch.

I might need to call upon the powers of Superfriends.

 

[Owenge]

New Tempy: hey the power is out...
Old tempy: I'm not going to turn it on again
New Tempy: fine ill go turn it on
*New tempy opens a dark door then closes*
*Old tempy goes back to playing on his GBA*
*4 Hours later** power comes back on*
* New tempy run out of the door and slams it behind him*
Old tempy: Dude what took you so---
New Tempy: WHY DID YOU PUT THE BREAKER IN THE EDGE OF THE FORUMS!
Old tempy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Taffy]

Tempy's Final Smash:
Zooms out to reveal Tempy controlling everything from a GBA
Tempy rage quits(or something)
everyone is defeated when the GBA is

Why ragequit, when you can:
- Pull the cartridge out, causing mass-corruption
- Soft-reset
- idfk put it in sleep mode?
- uh... I'm out of ideas.

OH I KNOW

- flood the screen with tempys and eof posts

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I'm on a war path (especially after seeing that Israel X Iran missle problem https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/10/world/middleeast/israel-iran-syria-military.html)

Tempy starts playing Two bad dudes.
Sees:

Stops playing because tuck Frump.

 

[EyeZ]

Bumped into my doctor the other day, he said to me "hello i haven't seen you for a while" I replied "yeah.... I've been ill"

 

[Jacklack3]

WarioWare in real life

Wario: Pop the balloon!
Person: Done!
Wario: Jump over the spikes!
Person: That was scary!
Wario: QUICK DEFUSE THIS BOMB IN 5 SECONDS
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[AdenTheThird]

Tempy tries eating a clock

It's very time consuming.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

In an alternate world, where logic and common sense are applied with actual justice and fairness, this would have been submitted a week ago:

 

[Realxabbynip09]

Before Super smash bros for Nintendo switch rumor was true;
Guy: I hope Super Smash bros is coming to the switch
Some other guy: Forget it! It's not coming, so give up already!

After Super Smash Bros for Nintendo switch rumor was true:
Bill: Uh, Reggie?
Reggie: Yes, Mr. Trinen?
Bill: You got company.
Reggie: For what?
Bill: Well, according to the internet, everyone wants to learn more about that game.
Reggie: What game? *drinks his coffee*
Bill: Umm...the unreleased of Super Smash bros for the nintendo switch.
Reggie: *spits out coffee on Bill*

 

[DeoNaught]

~Wholesome content~

Goes to make a thread about the joys of life, and serious things. Gets a couple of replies, but not alot of discussion.

the next day: Someone makes a thread on how Fidget spinners changed their life and gets tons of replies, and alot of discussion.

and then you see Tempy Facepalm.

 

[SirNapkin1334]

~Wholesome content~

Goes to make a thread about the joys of life, and serious things. Gets a couple of replies, but not alot of discussion.

the next day: Someone makes a thread on how Fidget spinners changed their life and gets tons of replies, and alot of discussion.

and then you see Tempy Facepalm.

I know...it's just sad.

 

[RedoLane]

One-Tailed Fox and Winged Falco

*Star Fox Team flies over Corneria*
Fox: Open the wings!
Falco: *checks his wings, literally* I don't see what's the prob- ..Nice joke, Fox -_-
*Fox and Peppy smirks*

*A few moments later*
Peppy: You've got an enemy on your tail!
Fox: *checks his tail, literally* Huh? What's wrong wit- ..Oh, very funny guys -_-
*Falco and Peppy smirks*

(This could be separated to 2 different comics. might think of a Slippy one soon)