Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[brickmii82]

Tempy is a social outcast due to being birthed by pirates.

 

[DeoNaught]

Tempy is a social outcast due to being birthed by pirates.

Smh, they said jokes, not Reality

 

[brickmii82]

Tempy buys a Batman game from a store and the clerk is wearing a Superman shirt and her name tag says Martha.

 

[Jacklack3]

Tempy's having a conversation with some strangers...

Tempy: "You know i've been addicted to this one game, it's really addicting..."
Stranger 1: "Yeah you know i'm a addicted to this site called GBAtemp."
Stranger 2 and 3: "Wow yeah me too!"
Stranger 3: "My wife keeps saying I don't hang out with here anymore but who cares when I have GBAtemp!"
Tempy: ._.

 

[Taffy]

Tempy plays with a Switch, removes a joy-con

"OH NO! I BROKE IT!"

 

[The Catboy]

You should make a joke about Lilith. I am pretty sure there's a million things you guys can roast me on or quote me or something ;O;
(It wouldn't be the Temp without the Lilith!)

 

[VinsCool]

Something about the copied avatar trends.
"vinsclones" "flash furry maker" "bonemonkey" "MS PAINT artwork" "Luigi hat avatars" "Moustaches" etc etc.

 

[brickmii82]

Tempy takes a flight to Tempcon and he gets seated next to a flat-earther.

Tempy makes a Facebook account on his phone and gets offered flashcarts in the marketplace. Then he watches a God of War video and gets PS4 offers. Then he looks at cute dog videos and his news feed pings with a dogfighting bust.... he deletes Facebook.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

2018 Tempty: Piracy is bad you should be ashamed of yourself

2005 Tempty: Didn't you host roms before?

2018 Tempty: ........

 

[supergamer368]

Tempy tries to have a civilised conversation with the people who only shitpost in the EoF.

...and then the furries consume tempy and he becomes one of them

 

[The Catboy]

I have an idea! A comic of a battle of Tempy vs the spambots!
Just have the comic of him smashing a few bots, then being flooded with them and being, "Dear god, why?!?"

 

[RedoLane]

=The Wrong Cowboy=
Temper: Oh boy! Can't wait for Red Dead Redemption 2! There's gunfights, hordes of bandits, and even our favorite cowboy in the-
*Suddenly McCree from Overwatch pops up*
McCree: It's Hiiiiigh Noooooon
*Temper gets angry*
Temper: *country-accent* GET YOUR DARN BUTT OUT OF HERE!

 

[AdenTheThird]

-BAR JOKES-

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink and a mop.

A pony walks into a bar and speaks with the bartender. ¨Can I have a glass of water, please?¨ the pony asks in a raspy voice. The bartender prepares the glass and asks the pony if something´s wrong with his voice. ¨Well, you see, I´m a little horse¨, he replies.

A guy walks into a bar. It hurts.

 

[aykay55]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

 

[Taffy]

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so I drew this amazing th--DEAR GOD WHY IS THE IMAGE SO BIG


edit: please wait while I shrink that huge image

Smaller less huge image that's still kinda big but not super huge

 

[VinsCool]

[too big image was here]
so I drew this amazing th--DEAR GOD WHY IS THE IMAGE SO BIG


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It reminds me of the style used in Peanuts.

 

[Dionicio3]

I'm genuinely surprised no one suggested something about "corrupt staff"

 

[slaphappygamer]

New tempy: yo, I just picked up the new Sega classics compilation.
Old tempy: whoa, wait! What year is this again?

 

[AdenTheThird]

[too big image was here]
so I drew this amazing th--DEAR GOD WHY IS THE IMAGE SO BIG


edit: please wait while I shrink that huge image

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Reminds me a lot of Yoshi's New Island!

 

[Taffy]

Reminds me a lot of Yoshi's New Island!

Yoshi's New Island except everything has a tempy head