i wish my switch was even 1/100 the sex that is. where did you get it?
I am sure Satoshi Nakamoto didn't intend the fucking joycons, both colored and gray, would have a shitty wireless performance just by grabbing them with human hands and using them 3-4 meters (what is that? 4 yards? no idea) away from your console/TV.-snip-
You have some serious problems with your joy-consI am sure Satoshi Nakamoto didn't intend the fucking joycons, both colored and gray, would have a shitty wireless performance just by grabbing them with human hands and using them 3-4 meters (what is that? 4 yards? no idea) away from your console/TV.
With that in mind, I am sure the current joycons were not the envisioned product, not at all.
PS: And sure I need to talk with Satoshi about how volatile their products are.
I know, I guess I am more water than the average human? /sYou have some serious problems with your joy-cons
Stop eating that tin foil man!I know, I guess I am more water than the average human? /s
No idea, but sure they don't work well for me. And the problem is that when I grab them they start failing.
I am sure Satoshi Nakamoto didn't intend the fucking joycons, both colored and gray, would have a shitty wireless performance just by grabbing them with human hands and using them 3-4 meters (what is that? 4 yards? no idea) away from your console/TV.
With that in mind, I am sure the current joycons were not the envisioned product, not at all.
PS: And sure I need to talk with Satoshi about how volatile their products are.
Love how that works with your 3DSNot quite that sexy.. but I was able to score some red Joy-Cons recently. Matching set!
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what happened with your joycons?Three pair of joycons already and
My joycons work "fine" (or as "fine" as they did on day 0).what happened with your joycons?
the only problem i often have had with them was syncing at times and some sort of lag / the other annoyance was when you have the top only alittle bit covered it'll go out of sync/lag etc.
this happened to me during winter when i have my hands under a blanket.
this is why I'm glad i got that mayflash dongle, I'll use my ds4 with my switch!My joycons work "fine" (or as "fine" as they did on day 0).
They don't really unsync, but they stop working correctly when used wirelessly (lag/stuck button reading/stuck analog reading/unresponsive).
It makes games unplayable, I mean, if I want to play Mario Kart with a friend and win for sure, I handle him the joycons and I use the pro controller . Sure he will end crashing into walls all the time.
The reason I had three joycons is that I sent my first pair to Nintendo and they gave me a new pair, that works the same way. And I recently bought another Switch for a friend, and those joycons also work the same way... a PITA really. But if I use them connected to the console they work fine, the problem is when I use them wirelessly.
Not quite that sexy.. but I was able to score some red Joy-Cons recently. Matching set!
I'd show you how incredibly sexy my Switch is, but I'm too busy having sex with it rn to take a photo.