A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[ForeverEternal]

She may not have a NES, but we already know where she is going to introduce her husband.

 

[Chary]

Why...why is it always Florida? Crazy-central.

 

[Ricken]

Just smile and nod

 

[SuzieJoeBob]

Well, she has discovered a whole new meaning to "blowing a cartridge"...

 

[VinsCool]

Meh, let her marry that cartridge.
It'll certainly outlast her and is still looking pretty in 50 years ;')

Fucking savage but true

 

[duffmmann]

People have all sorts of strange conditions that I can't begin to understand because my brain isn't wired like that. But if this makes her happy and she isn't hurting anyone, I see no reason to not just let her be.

 

[BlackWizzard17]

Why though??? Tetris for Game boy is far superior.

 

[KingVamp]

inb4 Someone connects every abnormal news and behaviors to the LGBT.


Anyway, doesn't look like anything can be done for this, but it isn't like this marriage is official and she isn't harming anyone,

 

[Xanthe]

I'm going to fuck the shit out of my "Mario Kart: Double Dash" disc.

 

[master801]

/r/nottheonion

 

[chrisrlink]

worse than a crush on an older version of a poke girl (I call dibs on Dawn >.> )

 

[Spectral Blizzard]

Oh my god.
Idiocy at its highest.
Society at its lowest.
The shitstorm not escalated yet.
The capabilities not fully maxed out.

What is our world coming to?

 

[Argonitious]

Um... wow. That's all I can say.

 

[RustInPeace]

Why...why is it always Florida? Crazy-central.

If it's not Florida, it's Texas.

 

[godreborn]

I'm going to fuck the shit out of my "Mario Kart: Double Dash" disc.

lol. this reminds me of those prank phone calls to Microsoft in which the caller said he had accidentally gotten his dick stuck in the disc drive while fucking his Xbox 360.

 

[WiiUBricker]

lol. this reminds me of those prank phone calls to Microsoft in which the caller said he had accidentally gotten his dick stuck in the disc drive while fucking his Xbox 360.

lmao, I had to google that.

 

[HamBone41801]

Mental health issues are a thing.

yes, But I'd say this one is one the where you can just let them be.

 

[ThoD]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

Actually, it's a great recipe for avoiding extinction! It's natural selection at it's finest, in 1-2 generations, after all these retards have died out, humanity may only be a fraction of what it should be, but at least it will be almost entirely reasonable and somewhat intelligent people! Looks like we will avoid idiocracy...

 

[GameSystem]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

I'm surprised nobody made any communism references since Tetris was made in Russia.

EDIT: To clarify, conspiracy theorists would say something like the Tetris theme song is a sleeper-cell cue that caused her to convert and now she is a foreign agent.

 

[Pomegrenade]

now i've seen everything, but still surprise me