Well I never said anything was going to work, I just pointed out how to get config.cia. Also freeShop isn't illegal as it doesn't contain any copywritten material, you have to get the encTitleKeys.bin(this is the illegal file) and those aren't found on here and aren't included with freeShop. Config.cia is also copywritten material so it can't be shared or linked on here. It's not what the software can do, it's what it contains that makes it legal or not.
Anyway, your battery is loose, try to secure it better. Wedge a piece of paper on the side opposite the terminals and use electrical tape to secure it even more. I don't know what you want us to do other than make suggestions. You haven't provided pics or a video to show us what's actually happening. Post pics of your battery contacts and battery terminals so we can see if they're dirty or bent. Or don't I could care less.
Also, next time don't call people who tried to help you liars and insult them by saying we wasted your time because it's quite the contrary.