I sexually identify as a vape

[Allahu_Spooky_Cena]

I sexually Identify as an Vape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ripping phat clouds over vape city dropping churros vape liquid on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a vape is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 70w vape mod with organic churro flavours on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ethan vapeberry" and respect my right to vape from above and rip phat clouds needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapephobe and need to check your vape privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

#GoGreen

 

[Touko White]

I thought you sexually identified as a pepe.

 

[Subtle Demise]

You've triggered my ptsd

 

[Edrian]

Give me the churros

 

[TotalInsanity4]

We get it, you're a vegan

 

[Ghost]

We get it, you're a vegan

I'm offensive and I find this bacon.