I sexually identify as a vape

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  1. Allahu_Spooky_Cena
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    Allahu_Spooky_Cena Advanced Member

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    I sexually Identify as an Vape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ripping phat clouds over vape city dropping churros vape liquid on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a vape is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 70w vape mod with organic churro flavours on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ethan vapeberry" and respect my right to vape from above and rip phat clouds needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vapephobe and need to check your vape privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    #GoGreen
     
  2. Touko White

    Touko White (not)Banned

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    I thought you sexually identified as a pepe.
     
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  3. Subtle Demise

    Subtle Demise h

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    You've triggered my ptsd
     
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  4. Edrian

    Edrian Commercial Dragons

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    Give me the churros
     
  5. TotalInsanity4

    TotalInsanity4 GBAtemp Supreme Overlord

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    We get it, you're a vegan
     
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  6. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte Yet Another Shitposter

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    I'm offensive and I find this bacon.
     
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