I am planning to do lifeless things before school begins. In exchange you can get LIKES.
Instructions:
Read the following dialogue. Answer them with complete sentences, proper grammar.
Retarded porn dialogue:
Girlfriend: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX 2 DAY?
Boyfriend: I CANNOT HAVE SEX 2 DAY, 2 NIGHT, AND 2 MORROW!
Girlfriend: I AM SAD 2 DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORING MY VAGINA 2 NIGHT!
Boyfriend: I WILL ORDER YOU A DILDO 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I WILL FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. I FEEL BAD 2 DAY, 2 MORROW, AND 4 EVER!
Girlfriend at home talking to herself: I WILL FAP 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I AM DONE WORK 2 DAY! I WILL GET HARD RIGHT NOW, AND FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at home: HELLO GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS HAVE SEX 2 NIGHT.
Girlfriend: I FAPPED RIGHT NOW 2 DAY AND AM NOT IN THE MOOD 2 DAY.
Boyfriend: HERE IS SOME EGG DRUG 2 DAY TO GIVE YOU THE MOOD 2 NIGHT.
Girlfriend takes drugs
Girlfriend: HELLO BOYFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS FUCK 2 NIGHT.
They have sex
Boyfriend: THAT WAS GREAT 2 DAY!
Girlfriend: :WUBAROO: 2 DAY!
Part B: Questions
1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having? (5 pts.)
2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset? (1 pts.)
3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions? (2 pts.)
4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood? (3 pts.)
Part C: Paragraph
If you were ignored from your significant other, while you seek bonding; how would you work this out with your partner? Provide three ways on fixing things in your relationship in this case. (10 pts.)
Total: 21 points
21 points reward: 100 likes
15-20 points reward: 75 likes
7-14 points reward: 50 likes
5-13 points reward: 25 likes
1-4 points reward: 5 likes
0 points reward: 0 likes
Instructions:
Read the following dialogue. Answer them with complete sentences, proper grammar.
Retarded porn dialogue:
Girlfriend: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX 2 DAY?
Boyfriend: I CANNOT HAVE SEX 2 DAY, 2 NIGHT, AND 2 MORROW!
Girlfriend: I AM SAD 2 DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORING MY VAGINA 2 NIGHT!
Boyfriend: I WILL ORDER YOU A DILDO 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I WILL FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. I FEEL BAD 2 DAY, 2 MORROW, AND 4 EVER!
Girlfriend at home talking to herself: I WILL FAP 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I AM DONE WORK 2 DAY! I WILL GET HARD RIGHT NOW, AND FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT.
Boyfriend at home: HELLO GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS HAVE SEX 2 NIGHT.
Girlfriend: I FAPPED RIGHT NOW 2 DAY AND AM NOT IN THE MOOD 2 DAY.
Boyfriend: HERE IS SOME EGG DRUG 2 DAY TO GIVE YOU THE MOOD 2 NIGHT.
Girlfriend takes drugs
Girlfriend: HELLO BOYFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS FUCK 2 NIGHT.
They have sex
Boyfriend: THAT WAS GREAT 2 DAY!
Girlfriend: :WUBAROO: 2 DAY!
Part B: Questions
1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having? (5 pts.)
2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset? (1 pts.)
3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions? (2 pts.)
4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood? (3 pts.)
Part C: Paragraph
If you were ignored from your significant other, while you seek bonding; how would you work this out with your partner? Provide three ways on fixing things in your relationship in this case. (10 pts.)
Total: 21 points
21 points reward: 100 likes
15-20 points reward: 75 likes
7-14 points reward: 50 likes
5-13 points reward: 25 likes
1-4 points reward: 5 likes
0 points reward: 0 likes
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