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  1. ComeTurismO
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    I am planning to do lifeless things before school begins. In exchange you can get LIKES.

    Instructions:
    Read the following dialogue. Answer them with complete sentences, proper grammar.

    Retarded porn dialogue:

    Girlfriend: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX 2 DAY?
    Boyfriend: I CANNOT HAVE SEX 2 DAY, 2 NIGHT, AND 2 MORROW!
    Girlfriend: I AM SAD 2 DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORING MY VAGINA 2 NIGHT! :cry:
    Boyfriend: I WILL ORDER YOU A DILDO 2 NIGHT.
    Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I WILL FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. I FEEL BAD 2 DAY, 2 MORROW, AND 4 EVER!
    Girlfriend at home talking to herself: I WILL FAP 2 NIGHT.
    Boyfriend at work talking to himself: I AM DONE WORK 2 DAY! I WILL GET HARD RIGHT NOW, AND FUCK GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT.
    Boyfriend at home: HELLO GIRLFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS HAVE SEX 2 NIGHT.
    Girlfriend: I FAPPED RIGHT NOW 2 DAY AND AM NOT IN THE MOOD 2 DAY.
    Boyfriend: HERE IS SOME EGG DRUG 2 DAY TO GIVE YOU THE MOOD 2 NIGHT.
    Girlfriend takes drugs
    Girlfriend: HELLO BOYFRIEND 2 NIGHT. LETS FUCK 2 NIGHT.
    They have sex
    Boyfriend: THAT WAS GREAT 2 DAY!
    Girlfriend: :wub::wub: :WUBAROO: 2 DAY!

    Part B: Questions

    1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having? (5 pts.)
    2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset? (1 pts.)
    3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions? (2 pts.)
    4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood? (3 pts.)

    Part C: Paragraph

    If you were ignored from your significant other, while you seek bonding; how would you work this out with your partner? Provide three ways on fixing things in your relationship in this case. (10 pts.)

    Total: 21 points

    21 points reward: 100 likes
    15-20 points reward: 75 likes
    7-14 points reward: 50 likes
    5-13 points reward: 25 likes
    1-4 points reward: 5 likes
    0 points reward: 0 likes
     
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  2. Chikaku-chan

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    The actual fuck.
     
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  3. Monado_III

    Monado_III GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Your avatar is a perfect reaction to this post.

    Assuming you're Canadian, shouldn't you have school this week? I started today.
     
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  4. Alternator47

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    Is this how most of the threads in this subforum gonna be like?
     
  5. ComeTurismO
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    STARTING AFTER LABOUR DAYYYYY (September 8. September 7 is labour day)
     
  6. ComeTurismO
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    Just think about it, Chikaku-chan! You would have 200 likes!
    Just think about it, Monado-III! You would have 256 likes!
    Just think about it, Alternator47! You would have 100 likes!
     
  7. FAST6191

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    1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having? (5 pts.)
    Sexual desire.

    2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset? (1 pts.)
    Machine assisted sexual desire satiation

    3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions? (2 pts.)
    Manual sexual desire satiation.

    4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood? (3 pts.)
    Drugs, specifically the fictional egg drugs so in this case I am guessing a placebo.

    " If you were ignored from your significant other, while you seek bonding; how would you work this out with your partner? Provide three ways on fixing things in your relationship in this case. (10 pts.) "
    When you say bonding do you mean superglue play/bondage or that thing some do where they feel fuzzy from having someone else also supposedly feel fuzzy inside?
    For the former then self bonding is possible, hard and slightly risky but still possible. Likewise others are available to provide bonding services and if neither of those are going to do the trick then you can always wait, waiting is an important part of bonding.
    For the latter then I am afraid this has never come up before, or if it has then it was a case of just not hearing. In observations of others the answers are usually booze, mental manipulation or some kind of action set piece wherein working together is something that helps survival or at least decreases recovery times.
     
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    That's what she said?
     
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  10. ComeTurismO
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    Total: 4.5 points.
    Reward: 5 Likes

    Congratulations with 5 likes! You could have gotten more if...

    -You had used full sentences.
    -You had used proper grammar.

    Enjoy your likes, that are upcoming!
     
  11. GhostLatte

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    Yes, that is what she said.
     
  12. puss2puss

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    ~Part B~
    1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having?
    Being sad because he doesnt take care of her stinky vagina.

    2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset?
    He buys some extacy and a huge dildo from TomBombadildo, he dips it into some cheap toothpaste, and promises the night of her life.

    3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions?
    By fapping while reading craps on GBAtemp.

    4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood?
    He arrives home, turn his girldriend on her four legs, shove the monstruous dildo in her vagina, and while her mouth immediatly opens wide, he shove the cheap extacy in her mouth with a slingshot.

    ~part C~
    I would start by buying flowers and chocolate, then i would melt the chocolate and mold it in my anus, then i would give to her the anus-shaped chocolate, and the fecal stained flowers.

    I would shave my head and make a vibrator with my hairs twisted around a Virgin cell phone.

    I would sell my car and order a RealDoll, with an occulus rift.
     
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  13. ComeTurismO
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    0 points. SORRY 2 DAY!
     
  14. DinohScene

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    1. In the beginning of this short play, what is the main issue the girlfriend is having? (5 pts.)
    Being straight and being a girl.
    2. What solution does the boyfriend have with his girlfriend being upset? (1 pts.)
    Turning gay.
    3. How does the girlfriend relieve her sexual tensions? (2 pts.)
    Idk, knit?
    Why the fuck would I care?

    4. How does the boyfriend bring her back into the sexual mood? (3 pts.)
    Not, he's gay and is plowing me atm cus he a cute.

    Part C: Paragraph

    If you were ignored from your significant other, while you seek bonding; how would you work this out with your partner? Provide three ways on fixing things in your relationship in this case. (10 pts.)
    1. Suck his dick.
    2. Get plowed by him.
    3. Laugh as sad old perverts wish they could do us.


    This is stupid.
     
  15. DoubleeDee

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    I demand a different question.
     
  16. Monado_III

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    Son of a ***** my school apparently starts early and ends late.
     
  17. ComeTurismO
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    We end at June 25 but our exams start at June 18-24 and 25 is the optional day where we retrieve our marks. But its even better if we have only one or two exams.
     
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  18. puss2puss

    puss2puss ♻ThinkGreen♻

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    I used full sentences and i was creative.. you suck!
     
  19. ComeTurismO
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    Nope. This is a full sentence example:
    Question: Why did Peter kill Lucy?
    Answer: Peter had murdered Lucy because he felt that Lucy was a burden towards society.

    Not the answer: Because he felt that Lucy was a burden towards society.

    RULE: Repeat the question in your answer.
     
  20. puss2puss

    puss2puss ♻ThinkGreen♻

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    But i did repeat the question right before the answer..pff.. you suck Turismo fagg
    :P