Found a repeatable crash. Possible EXPLOIT!!

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Directions unclear, wiimote lodged in my anus


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Dear Lord no XD

That is a really decent photoshop though

I plugged a nunchuck into my dildo and it wouldn't let me play my games. It just sat there, not accepting any inputs. This is almost certainly an exploitable bug. Will get back to you after testing

Turn on rumble for better experiences ;) otherwise it won't boot.
 
So I got a new wii u today (swap and go at walmart) and I decided to continue where I left off. Being that the golf club hard bricked my last wii u, I decided to try again with just the wiimote. This time was much different though. When I was trying to manually configure my network setting, the WEP wouldn't accept my WPA passphrase. WTF?!? Next thing I know, my screen flashed quickly, but the console was still running.

So I decided to whip out my uber logo turtle programming skillz, converted the source to hex, then I put it on a cd-r that I put into my wii u. Next thing I see is something called a "disc read err0r", which I know is just nintendos way of saying "we found your l337 hax". I think they fixed my expoit in their last update that said "other improvements".

I am not willing to share my source code, but I was able to take a screen shot of the exploit working. More on that later.

Although I know my shit with programming, and I wont brick the logo turtle like waninkoko in his early days, I also had to figure out the hardware side of the hack.

The wiimote wasn't exploiting it this time, and I really thought the jimmy bean would really help, so i decided to try other methods.

Slapping my penis against the console wasn't enough to crash it. My next step up was a gerbil penis, but I am mad at all of mine. The vaseline stays in their fur for too long.

Next time it crashed, it happened right as I was about to punch the thing. I swear, I didn't touch it. After that, I took my cd out of it, and although cracked, i figured I would try to put it in my computer after a touch of clear nail polish.

Well, my cd was empty besides this one file. I opened the file up in winhex and ida pro. Through winhex I was able to convert the extension. What I discovered was that my binary completed the exploit, but also wrote the screenshot on my cd!! :whoa:

Check it out.
 

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So I got a new wii u today (swap and go at walmart) and I decided to continue where I left off. Being that the golf club hard bricked my last wii u, I decided to try again with just the wiimote. This time was much different though. When I was trying to manually configure my network setting, the WEP wouldn't accept my WPA passphrase. WTF?!? Next thing I know, my screen flashed quickly, but the console was still running.

So I decided to whip out my uber logo turtle programming skillz, converted the source to hex, then I put it on a cd-r that I put into my wii u. Next thing I see is something called a "disc read err0r", which I know is just nintendos way of saying "we found your l337 hax". I think they fixed my expoit in their last update that said "other improvements".

I am not willing to share my source code, but I was able to take a screen shot of the exploit working. More on that later.

Although I know my shit with programming, and I wont brick the logo turtle like waninkoko in his early days, I also had to figure out the hardware side of the hack.

The wiimote wasn't exploiting it this time, and I really thought the jimmy bean would really help, so i decided to try other methods.

Slapping my penis against the console wasn't enough to crash it. My next step up was a gerbil penis, but I am mad at all of mine. The vaseline stays in their fur for too long.

Next time it crashed, it happened right as I was about to punch the thing. I swear, I didn't touch it. After that, I took my cd out of it, and although cracked, i figured I would try to put it in my computer after a touch of clear nail polish.

Well, my cd was empty besides this one file. I opened the file up in winhex and ida pro. Through winhex I was able to convert the extension. What I discovered was that my binary completed the exploit, but also wrote the screenshot on my cd!! :whoa:

Check it out.

wow impressive!
 
So I got a new wii u today (swap and go at walmart) and I decided to continue where I left off. Being that the golf club hard bricked my last wii u, I decided to try again with just the wiimote. This time was much different though. When I was trying to manually configure my network setting, the WEP wouldn't accept my WPA passphrase. WTF?!? Next thing I know, my screen flashed quickly, but the console was still running.

So I decided to whip out my uber logo turtle programming skillz, converted the source to hex, then I put it on a cd-r that I put into my wii u. Next thing I see is something called a "disc read err0r", which I know is just nintendos way of saying "we found your l337 hax". I think they fixed my expoit in their last update that said "other improvements".

I am not willing to share my source code, but I was able to take a screen shot of the exploit working. More on that later.

Although I know my shit with programming, and I wont brick the logo turtle like waninkoko in his early days, I also had to figure out the hardware side of the hack.

The wiimote wasn't exploiting it this time, and I really thought the jimmy bean would really help, so i decided to try other methods.

Slapping my penis against the console wasn't enough to crash it. My next step up was a gerbil penis, but I am mad at all of mine. The vaseline stays in their fur for too long.

Next time it crashed, it happened right as I was about to punch the thing. I swear, I didn't touch it. After that, I took my cd out of it, and although cracked, i figured I would try to put it in my computer after a touch of clear nail polish.

Well, my cd was empty besides this one file. I opened the file up in winhex and ida pro. Through winhex I was able to convert the extension. What I discovered was that my binary completed the exploit, but also wrote the screenshot on my cd!! :whoa:

Check it out.
Omg... it worked... WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON!!?!? Did the WiiU just get HACKED????

I encourage everyone to do the same to confirm
 

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