I Am Bread (Coming Soon)

[WiiCube_2013]

If the PC gaming wants to be taken seriously they need to get rid of these stupid "games" that only ridicule the gaming market even more, not to mention those shitty ass green light Steam horseshit games.

So much for the superior race. *sigh*

 

[Vipera]

If the PC gaming wants to be taken seriously they need to get rid of these stupid "games" that only ridicule the gaming market even more, not to mention those shitty ass green light Steam horseshit games.

So much for the superior race. *sigh*

We live in the "everyone is a comedian" era, together with "let's make money off everything" era.
Ironically, a game like this on consoles would get its ass kicked.

 

[MushGuy]

You know what they say...
ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.

 

[air2004]

Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus in PlayStation Vita
Senran Kagura, one of the few games to go toe-to-toe with Dead or Alive for most insane use of breast physics, is a 3D Dynasty Warriors style game featuring 3 academies of young women training to...
Posted by chavosaur
What are breast physics ??

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus in PlayStation Vita
Senran Kagura, one of the few games to go toe-to-toe with Dead or Alive for most insane use of breast physics, is a 3D Dynasty Warriors style game featuring 3 academies of young women training to...
Posted by chavosaur
What are breast physics ??

I guess like what you see on Dead or Alive female characters; bouncy tits.

 

[grossaffe]

Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus in PlayStation Vita
Senran Kagura, one of the few games to go toe-to-toe with Dead or Alive for most insane use of breast physics, is a 3D Dynasty Warriors style game featuring 3 academies of young women training to...
Posted by chavosaur
What are breast physics ??

jiggle jiggle MOTORBOAT!

 

[frogboy]

I am Bread. Something new, from us.

Well, it's Bossa... maybe I'll give it a chance.

Check it out, and tell everyone you know.

Thanks, I'm telling no one I know.

 

[chrisrlink]

could be worse could be a toilet simulator... oh that would've been a good Wii title (holy crap I made an unintended pun)

 

[FAST6191]

You know what they say...
ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.

?

 

[Gahars]

There's a term for this sort of game: "PewDie-Bait."

It's a shame the developer won't stop loafing around and make something actually worth playing. At the very least, though, he's helping us separate the wheat from the chaff.

 

[Yepi69]

That joke is only funny once

Goat simulator, Rock simulator now this?

 

[Zerousen]

Aw lighten up guys, it looks kind of funny. It's not like anyone is going to make you buy it.

 

[vayanui8]

Aw lighten up guys, it looks kind of funny. It's not like anyone is going to make you buy it.

All these games:

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

BOOHOO MORE SIMULATOR GAMES

/care

I'll pirate it, play it for 10 minutes, then move on.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Aw lighten up guys, it looks kind of funny.

Maybe for the dumbbred Pewdiepie audience.

 

[Veho]

Why is everybody saying this is a "simulator"? Why is anyone saying this is a simulator?

 

[FAST6191]

There's a term for this sort of game: "PewDie-Bait."

It's a shame the developer won't stop loafing around and make something actually worth playing. At the very least, though, he's helping us separate the wheat from the chaff.

I think we need to make the mood less leaven, maybe choose to slice it a different way and appreciate it, possibly when baked. If not we risk being one of those doughy bastards we usually break elsewhere.

 

[Bladexdsl]

If the PC gaming wants to be taken seriously they need to get rid of these stupid "games" that only ridicule the gaming market even more, not to mention those shitty ass green light Steam horseshit games.

So much for the superior race. *sigh*

you can blame the mobile market and angry turds for all this shit. now it's infecting the pc in fact it's infecting everything....

 

[Taleweaver]

If the PC gaming wants to be taken seriously they need to get rid of these stupid "games" that only ridicule the gaming market even more, not to mention those shitty ass green light Steam horseshit games.

So much for the superior race. *sigh*

Erm...PC is already being taken seriously (perhaps not by you, but then that's your concern, not the market's). But since the gaming market is a free market, you can't go around telling people NOT to make a game. All you can do is to chose not to buy it.

And seriously: is it any difference on consoles? If your answer is "no", then you haven't really looked at its FULL catalog.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Erm...PC is already being taken seriously (perhaps not by you, but then that's your concern, not the market's). But since the gaming market is a free market, you can't go around telling people NOT to make a game. All you can do is to chose not to buy it.

And seriously: is it any difference on consoles? If your answer is "no", then you haven't really looked at its FULL catalog.

Oh right because it's just me making stuff up...

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