The_randomizer's Fluffy Fox Thread (cuteness warning)

[the_randomizer]

...that's bloody adorable.

I was tempted to make a "I'll capture it to power my robot!" gag, but I... I just can't!

That's it. I give up being a villain. I can't do this anymore.

*runs off crying*

(Note: Not actually giving up. Just being less cruel to random animals)

See, even foxes can make the most hardened foes lose control over their evil ways.

 

[The Catboy]

Good analogy! Foxes are simply too freakin' adorable! The fact my thread gets so many likes is heartening! Glad I posted these pictures! And if I intern there, you can be sure I'll post more!

Do it! The Temp needs more adorable fox pictures!

 

[the_randomizer]

Do it! The Temp needs more adorable fox pictures!

Gonna hear back from the owner first in a week or so, but the likelihood is very high! I still have more pictures right now that I'm going to post later today, but you're right, if there's anything the Temp needs more of, it's cute fox pictures. I should note that cute and fox should always be used in a synonymous fashion; those two words cannot be separated.

I have a fever, and the only prescription is more foxes.

 

[porkiewpyne]

Aww man. So jealous of you. Hope you get to do your internship there

 

[the_randomizer]

Aww man. So jealous of you. Hope you get to do your internship there

I guess you could say it was a dream come true; being able to play with a fox is something not many get to do and to have a sanctuary 40 km away makes it all the more meaningful. She just bolted right up to me all hyper-like!

 

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I guess you could say it was a dream come true; being able to play with a fox is something not many get to do and to have a sanctuary 40 km away makes it all the more meaningful. She just bolted right up to me all hyper-like!

Frankly, it sounds like something that'd make my heart stop from the sheer adorableness of it all.

And yes, even Dr. Robotnik is now less cruel by this. Of course, I- he will not stop trying to take over the world. It's my- HIS life's dream, after all.

*ahem*

 

[p1ngpong]

Holy crap the_randomizer actually managed to post something that didn't either make me facepalm or despise him!

Good job

 

[pyromaniac123]

It would make a lovely pair of gloves or a hat

 

[Densetsu]

Three different videos uploaded at different times by three different people of different foxes jumping on trampolines. And there's plenty more where that came from. I'm convinced that foxes love trampolines.

You must convince the owners to buy a trampoline for Skitter.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

So that's where Vuples ran off to!

 

[the_randomizer]

Holy crap the_randomizer actually managed to post something that didn't either make me facepalm or despise him!

Good job

I'm glad you like the fox pictures!

It would make a lovely pair of gloves or a hat

Lolwut? Don't deny it, just let it go You know you want to.

Three different videos uploaded by three different people of different foxes jumping on trampolines. I'm convinced that foxes love trampolines.

You must convince the owners to buy a trampoline for Skitter.

That would be too much for me to handle, seeing an-already super adorable fox become more adorable. I don't think my manhood could take it.
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[Kouen Hasuki]

Frankly, it sounds like something that'd make my heart stop from the sheer adorableness of it all.

And yes, even Dr. Robotnik is now less cruel by this. Of course, I- he will not stop trying to take over the world. It's my- HIS life's dream, after all.

*ahem*

On topic.

Reasonably cute... but Huskies are where its at

 

[the_randomizer]

On topic.

Reasonably cute... but Huskies are where its at

Please check the above post; I added more fox pics!

But I do agree that huskies are cute, heck, most canids are!

 

[Veho]

Can't handle the cuuuute

 

[porkiewpyne]

Boop. Touched your nose!

Okay I think I check this thread out waaaaay to often O___o

 

[the_randomizer]

Boop. Touched your nose!

Okay I think I check this thread out waaaaay to often O___o

Oh, no worries. I want this thread to been seen by as many as possible. We've had too many negative and heated topics. I want to change that trend.

Can't handle the cuuuute

It's a well-known fact that fluffy animals, especially vulpes vulpes (red fox) is known for making people (even men) lose control on their "daaaaaw" meters. While they are hyper, bouncy creatures, they also can be very loving to humans, as I had experienced when I was there.

 

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

On topic.

Reasonably cute... but Huskies are where its at

You-

You-

I'll-

GAAAH!

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Very cute. I can think of cuter animals, but that ranks pretty high on my cuteness scale

 

[the_randomizer]

Very cute. I can think of cuter animals, but that ranks pretty high on my cuteness scale

Glad you like them!

 

[Black-Ice]

This thread only raises more: Where the hell did Vulpes go? questions