The_randomizer's Fluffy Fox Thread (cuteness warning)

[the_randomizer]

Warning: This pictures will kill 56K connections and give you cuteness poisoning if you expand them, they're 2816 x 2112

Just for the heck of it, I'll post pictures of my recent experience with a fluffy fox because I'm a 27 year-old guy who isn't afraid to confess his soft spot for animals No, she isn't mine, but lives under the care of a wonderful couple at a sanctuary. And before any animal activist says she needs to be released, it is imperative to understand that she, like many animals that live there, have had abusive backgrounds and deserve the love and care of the couple who run it.

Her name is Skitter, is essentially domesticated at this point and loves being around people!

Anyway, on to the pictures!

 

[Wombo Combo]

Looks like she is trying to bite your arm off. Cute fox.

 

[Chary]

I just died of cuteness overload. This is the most adorable thing ever.

 

[The Catboy]

I've always wanted a pet fox!
Just look how fucking cute they are, they're like a cat and a dog had a baby, plus 10 extra cute points!

Even though it's not your's, I am jelly that you got to play with one.

 

[the_randomizer]

Looks like she is trying to bite your arm off. Cute fox.

That's their whole plan....they lull you into a false sense of security...then NOM! Right on the arm! Lol she's so cute! When I went into her pen, she bolted right towards us (me, my sister her husband and my mother) all hyper and excited to see it. It was one of the most adorable things I've seen.

I just died of cuteness overload. This is the most adorable thing ever.

I know right? I still have a crap load of pictures I plan on uploading, just didn't want to overload the servers with too much cuteness, that would cause a DDOS attack for sure I had cuteness poisoning last week when I went there, but I still haven't recovered.

I've always wanted a pet fox!
Just look how fucking cute they are, they're like a cat and a dog had a baby, plus 10 extra cute points!

Even though it's not your's, I am jelly that you got to play with one.

Wow, I didn't know so many people would enjoy my pictures! I wish she was my pet because that would be effing awesome! Such a cute puffball! It's like a cat-dog mix behavior-wise, they're very unique and quixotic animals

Dang, I'm going to upload more pictures of her!

 

[Rydian]

That is effing adorable.

 

[the_randomizer]

That is effing adorable.

Aren't they? I can safely say that foxes (especially red foxes) are my favorite exotic canid, they're almost too much for me to handle

Okay, more pictures below!

 

[WiiUBricker]

Does't it hurt if she bites you?

 

[the_randomizer]

Does't it hurt if she bites you?

Nah, it's a play bite, she doesn't put any pressure at all. Foxes feel and examine objects by play biting them since they don't really use their paws to feel. Admit it, you've succumbed to her cuteness

 

[porkiewpyne]

I want one too :3 Too cute. Especially the 2nd pic. His/her face when you pet his/her head.

 

[Wombo Combo]

 

[the_randomizer]

I want one too :3 Too cute. Especially the 2nd pic. His/her face when you pet his/her head.

Too cute for her own good. I swear foxes shouldn't be allowed to be that adorable, there must be a law somewhere

It was bound to happen

 

[WiiUBricker]

I was looking for a picture with a cat that could easily beat your fox in cuteness but I can't seem to find it anymore

 

[the_randomizer]

I was looking for a picture with a cat that could easily beat your fox in cuteness but I can't seem to find it anymore

I don't like cats because I'm allergic to them. Canids/Vulpine is the way to go. Very few can surpass the cuteness of a fox, but the fact you posted here indicates that you at least admire the pictures, right?

 

[WiiUBricker]

Yes.

 

[Chary]

The fox's expressions and facial features make it look a lot like my cat and dog combined into one being. He/She looks so sweet and lovable! Hnnnng, the cuteness! I can't handle the cuteness!

 

[the_randomizer]

Yes.

Excellent, my plan has succeeded

The fox's expressions and facial features make it look a lot like my cat and dog combined into one being. He/She looks so sweet and lovable! Hnnnng, the cuteness! I can't handle the cuteness!

Vulpines are indeed odd creature as they're unlike any other canid out there. The fluffiness, the adorableness and cuteness are enough to make a full grown adult's heart melt into a puddle. Beware, foxes are too cute for their own good! I might even do an internship there!

 

[The Catboy]

Wow, I didn't know so many people would enjoy my pictures! I wish she was my pet because that would be effing awesome! Such a cute puffball! It's like a cat-dog mix behavior-wise, they're very unique and quixotic animals

Dang, I'm going to upload more pictures of her!

Are you kidding? Look at that little thing! It's as cute as puppy and a kitten trying to sleep in the same slipper!

 

[the_randomizer]

Are you kidding? Look at that little thing! It's as cute as puppy and a kitten trying to sleep in the same slipper!

Good analogy! Foxes are simply too freakin' adorable! The fact my thread gets so many likes is heartening! Glad I posted these pictures! And if I intern there, you can be sure I'll post more!

 

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

...that's bloody adorable.

I was tempted to make a "I'll capture it to power my robot!" gag, but I... I just can't!

That's it. I give up being a villain. I can't do this anymore.

*runs off crying*

(Note: Not actually giving up. Just being less cruel to random animals)