@emigre

[VinvinMario]

Your cat lost its way and is now in my custody. Pay the ransom and get it back... Don't even think of reporting it to the mods, I hope you DO know what will happen then.

 

[emigre]

I fucking hate cats.

 

[Rydian]

I wish I could like that post twice.

 

[Gahars]

I fucking hate cats.

I guess the cat's out of the bag now.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

I'm calling PETA.

 

[BORTZ]

Fap level... Moderately difficult, but ill try.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Fap level... Moderately difficult, but ill try.

Look at the black guy more, it helps.

 

[BORTZ]

Look at the black guy more, it helps.

There we go. Much better.

 

[emigre]

Don't fucking fap off to me!

 

[Rydian]

Well I've dumped to you, he's fapping to you...

All we need is some hairy german dude to pour maple syrup over pancakes slowly while thinking of you and the trifecta is complete!