Video Game Logic

[weavile001]

"hey mister , my doll has been stolen by that bahamut .
'DONT WORRY I will get that doll back , even not knowing where the hell that thing is

 

[alidsl]

You're dead, you can stay alive if you win at a week long game, lol jk you're dead, play the game again and you can live, lol you've fallen for this shit twice, ok ok just one more week, this shit is hilarious

 

[JulietStMoon]

Video games: Where the phrase #YOLO never applies... No exceptions.

 

[weavile001]

You're dead, you can stay alive if you win at a week long game, lol jk you're dead, play the game again and you can live, lol you've fallen for this shit twice, ok ok just one more week, this shit is hilarious

is that refering to the world ends with you?

 

[Black-Ice]

Who is princess peach's security tea,?
And why arent they fired

 

[alidsl]

You're dead, you can stay alive if you win at a week long game, lol jk you're dead, play the game again and you can live, lol you've fallen for this shit twice, ok ok just one more week, this shit is hilarious

is that refering to the world ends with you?

yeah

 

[SSVAV]

Vehicles can drive themselves, without a pilot.

Also it seems the radio guy they're listening to all day knows where they are and what they are doing at all times. Creepy.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Niko from GTA IV survives one of the most stunts that are 100+% to kill you.
Link attacks enemies, but when you use your sword on residents nothing happens; you can't hit them..

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

• Your entire party dies and you wake up at the last save point. No explanation is given to you, and no one ever comes forth saying they took you back.
• You're a girl. You're in your underwear. The underwear is very modest and is comprised of a spaghetti strap top and shorts-type undies. This does not protect you one bit. You put on a bikini, which covers less than your underwear, and gain +100 defense!
• *Insert race here* are a rare/hated species. There is one of that race in your party. No one ever mentions anything, and some seem to regard that character as a local.
• Flying airships that should, logically, not be able to fly because they are way heavier than air and their propulsion is usually wind, rowing paddles, propeller blades attached in useless places, or any combination of these.
• You never need to sleep or eat. Ever.
• You're starting a new journey. You've been practicing swordplay since you were little. As soon as you set out, your mentor has to reteach you the basics.
• You just finished a journey and (in a sequel) go to start a new one. Your level resets to 1, you lose all your equipment, and only make vague (or none at all) references to the previous game.

 

[weavile001]

• Your entire party dies and you wake up at the last save point. No explanation is given to you, and no one ever comes forth saying they took you back.
• You're a girl. You're in your underwear. The underwear is very modest and is comprised of a spaghetti strap top and shorts-type undies. This does not protect you one bit. You put on a bikini, which covers less than your underwear, and gain +100 defense!
• *Insert race here* are a rare/hated species. There is one of that race in your party. No one ever mentions anything, and some seem to regard that character as a local.
• Flying airships that should, logically, not be able to fly because they are way heavier than air and their propulsion is usually wind, rowing paddles, propeller blades attached in useless places, or any combination of these.
• You never need to sleep or eat. Ever.
• You're starting a new journey. You've been practicing swordplay since you were little. As soon as you set out, your mentor has to reteach you the basics.
• You just finished a journey and (in a sequel) go to start a new one. Your level resets to 1, you lose all your equipment, and only make vague (or none at all) references to the previous game.

simply , on the last statement , you become dumb

 

[Pleng]

When the a weird turtle monster mashup grabs the princess and takes her to another castle, you just stand an watch. It's only once she's safely enraptured in that castle you decide to start following.

This happens 8 times and you still don't work out it might be better to start chasing as soon as he grabs her

 

[DoubleeDee]

Eating an apple heals cuts.

 

[Taleweaver]

-it's perfectly normal to be able to jump 3 to 5 times your own height
-nobody gives you weird looks if you bump into the doorframe on the way out.
-eating things won't make you fat, even if the portions are usually about half the size of your character. Or larger (Kirby, anyone?). You also eat EVERYTHING. No need to unwrap the banana peel or cook the raw meat. Heck...you even eat the cups that come with any drinks.
-slain enemies are known to evaporate into thin air.
-you're always THERE when something big, earth-shocking happens. Heck...you're like Forrest Gump times ten!

http://www.smosh.com...ideo-game-logic

ROFL! (there are some AWESOME pics in there)

 

[JulietStMoon]

-nobody gives you weird looks if you bump into the doorframe on the way out.

They don't give you weird looks if parts of your body pass straight through the door frame (or any other solid object, for that matter) either.

 

[weavile001]

even if you are torn apart ther is a potion that will glue your body ,
and if you throw a rock into a mountain size robot it will damage him seriously , but a meteot should make it tickles ,
and you cant slash a glass, every glass is a gorila glass

 

[Taleweaver]

-nobody gives you weird looks if you bump into the doorframe on the way out.

They don't give you weird looks if parts of your body pass straight through the door frame (or any other solid object, for that matter) either.

Damn I wish I had come up with that one...


-it's perfectly normal to change direction in mid-air...or even do another jump WHILE in mid-air
-back in ye old days of quake and half life the landscape was so flat you could sharpen a knife on the edges
-glitches like in the matrix are common. So is falling through cracks to the center of a hollow world, hollow spots in the landscape (if you search for them) and generally dissapearing from the world if you did something in a certain succession. (yes, I'm stealing your remark ).
-if you do everything what others tell you, they WILL reward you and you WILL grow from a nerdy kid into the greatest hero ever known.
-it's perfectly normal that a fat Italian plumber saves a princess about twice every freakin' year now...but a gun on which the sounds are slightly off gets picked up immediately.

 

[JulietStMoon]

-it's perfectly normal to change direction in mid-air...or even do another jump WHILE in mid-air

They're farting in midair to gain the extra momentum for an extra jump or direction change, obviously!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

-it's perfectly normal that a fat Italian plumber saves a princess about twice every freakin' year now...but a gun on which the sounds are slightly off gets picked up immediately.

I get where you're coming from, but Mario isn't mean to be realistic in any way while...most modern FPS are.

-Weapon development/avalability of weapons seems to increase dramatically in short periods of time.

 

[weavile001]

-it's perfectly normal that a fat Italian plumber saves a princess about twice every freakin' year now...but a gun on which the sounds are slightly off gets picked up immediately.

I get where you're coming from, but Mario isn't mean to be realistic in any way while...most modern FPS are.

-Weapon development/avalability of weapons seems to increase dramatically in short periods of time.

you can carry every weapon in the world in your pockets but you cant carry a soldier in your pockets
you catch a wild pokemon in the ocean
needs to teach it surf for swim in the water

 

[stinkoman]

People only forget your name once.