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[hippy dave]

Wouldn't "shitty dumbass basic *racist bitch*" be more "syntaxily correct"? (not sure if "syntaxily" is a word)

I get what you're saying, and that would be grammatically correct for what it is, but I was emphasising the "basic-bitch" concept, as the racism in question was so obviously bland and uncreative.

 

[Veho]

Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

 

[K3Nv4]

They said I was full of crap, then I left the bathroom and finally got to say not anymore!

 

[Veho]

I told my barber I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise - So he gave me a booster seat.

 

[K3Nv4]

It's gotta be tough being an ear doctor, half the time the paitent never listens.

 

[SylverReZ]

half the time the paitent never listens.

Wow, ever considered visiting an eye doctor for that poor spelling of "patient"?

 

[K3Nv4]

Wow, ever considered visiting an eye doctor for that poor spelling of "patient"?

Ever try considering jail for being a grammar prostitute?

 

[SylverReZ]

Ever try considering jail for being a grammar prostitute?

I'm not paid to argue with you.

 

[K3Nv4]

I'm not paid to argue with you.

That would be a bad investment I'd go broke.

 

[Veho]

 

[K3Nv4]

Got a bunch of fruit flies in the closet.

 

[Veho]

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book - Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

 

[K3Nv4]

Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book - Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

Liar, I never got one.

 

[Veho]

Liar, I never got one.

I'm delivering yours personally

 

[K3Nv4]

Officer: "How are you allowed to drive?"
Driver: "I don't know can you say I'm not so I can save on gas?"

 

[BigOnYa]

What kind of pants do ghost hunters wear?
Paranormal jeans.

 

[x65943]

Officer: "How are you allowed to drive?"
Driver: "I don't know can you say I'm not so I can save on gas?"

Not a joke, but just Kenny posting his interactions with police

 

[K3Nv4]

Not a joke, but just Kenny posting his interactions with police

At least I'm not so full of myself I like any post that says something negative about others.

 

[impeeza]

How to defend yourself of crime on Minneapolis:
-do not walk alone, give anything you have to the robber, do not defend yourself even if you life is at risk.

I live in Florida ... We call 911 so they know where the body is. They're very strict about littering.