Hmm...I guess I shouldn't have asked a question I could have the answer to within a chat. According to AI, the USA is in reality in debt, mostly to these countries:
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[th]Holder[/th][th]U.S. Treasury securities[/th]
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[td]Japan[/td][td]$1.116 trillion[/td]
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[td]United Kingdom[/td][td]$939.9 billion[/td]
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[td]China, mainland[/td][td]$633.4 billion[/td]
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[td]Belgium[/td][td]$482.5 billion[/td]
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[td]Canada[/td][td]$459.6 billion[/td]
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[td]Cayman Islands[/td][td]$453.1 billion[/td]
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[td]Luxembourg[/td][td]$434.2 billion[/td]
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[td]France[/td][td]$389.9 billion[/td]
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[td]Ireland[/td][td]$353.5 billion[/td]
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[td]Taiwan[/td][td]$302.5 billion[/td]
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Other significant holders include Switzerland, Singapore, Hong Kong, Norway, India, Brazil, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, the United Arab Emirates, and Israel.
EDIT: added a few smaller ones.
So...that explains why the US came to Japan's aid recently: if they're doing bad economically (which they do), they could try to sell off the debt. The US aid was to ensure they held on to it.
Furthermore...I'm not sure whether I'm more surprised to see...
Canada (WTF??? That rhetoric muddles the fact that Canada in essence has the USA as a colony!).
Luxembourg (that tiny country? If the US pays them back, every citizen there has 6 million bucks!!!)
Belgium (wwwwwwwhhhhhaaaaaaatttt??????? )