Nigel Farage V Count Binface - The dumbest By-election in British History

[spinal_cord]

You can't have Count as a legal name

That's easy fixed.... Lord Binface.

 

[emigre]

You can't have Count as a legal name

Easy, he can change his name to Nigel Farage.

 

[Axido]

Tell that to Count Dracula.

Quote from the book:
"4 May--I found that my landlord had got a letter from the Count..."

This is only one of multiple occasions where Count Dracula is addressed like that. The actual first name is never mentioned throughout the novel.

That does, however, not rule out the possibility that the character is named (title, first name, last name) Count Count Dracula.

Extra info: Despite being based on Vlad the Impaler (aka Vlad Draculea), it is never mentioned that the first name of the Count is actually Vlad.

And on my next TED talk I will cover how the name of Disney character Moana was changed to Vaiana in European countries to not get confused with former Italian adult actress Moana Pozzi, just to be named very similarly to former French adult actress Vayana. Thanks for attending.

 

[Taleweaver]

It's apparently old news by now (I've been away for some days), but it's not less hilarious: as of current, Clacton now has THIRTY-FOUR candidates (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Clacton_by-election).
Among the known Binface, voters can now also vote for Howling laud Hope, Nick The Incredible Flying Brick and - I swear I'm not making this up - Woke Trump Carrzee.

BBC's lineup: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crlw69p6lyeo

 

[Dark_Ansem]

It's apparently old news by now (I've been away for some days), but it's not less hilarious: as of current, Clacton now has THIRTY-FOUR candidates (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Clacton_by-election).
Among the known Binface, voters can now also vote for Howling laud Hope, Nick The Incredible Flying Brick and - I swear I'm not making this up - Woke Trump Carrzee.

BBC's lineup: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crlw69p6lyeo

This is not necessarily a good thing

 

[Taleweaver]

This is not necessarily a good thing

In terms of winning against Farage, it's certainly not good news (unless one of those clowns changes his/her name to 'Nigel Farage' first ). Those extra contenders will most likely only take away votes from Binface, so on that front it's not.

But did we really expect that guy to win? Farage is Clacton's territory, and...I have to admit I wouldn't exactly be voting for a comedian to rule MY local town (yes...I know. Zelensky's an exception, okay?). So despite a single poll putting the Count ahead, I don't anticipate that outcome if it were an actual election.

But it makes the upcoming result all the more lose-lose for Farage. Anything short of, say, winning 95% of the votes is like a losing popularity contest. And that IS a number that's nibbled at by this parade of extra wannabe-politicians.

 

[Sir Tortoise]

Monster Raving Loony Party might draw some protest votes, but the rest of them I doubt will pass double digits. Several of them have zero information whatsoever and wont break single digits.

At the same time, Reclaim are competing with Reform, and if they even vaguely manage that it could seriously weaken them both.

Odds of Binface winning are still low, though. For all the attention Binface has recieved, there may be limited ability to encourage non-Farage voters to show up if their actual preferred party isn't present. And the Tory voters may well support Farage instead.

But its insanely possible. For once the media is not on Farage's side, he has gotten so much free publicity in previous years and now the big story driving attention is a man with a bin. Pair that with Reclaim splitting votes, and it might just happen.

I wouldn't bet against it, but I definitely wouldn't bet for it. Praying to any god that may listen is free, and honestly if Satan offers me a deal I may hear him out

 

[emigre]

#JustSaying

 

[Taleweaver]

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Any tally on any of the other thirty-something contestants?

If it's zero on all of them, one could argue that voters for Farage actually WANT Epstein involvement.

(great photo, btw. Nigel looks somehow even more ridiculous than Binface)

 

[emigre]

(great photo, btw. Nigel looks somehow even more ridiculous than Binface)

That's because the Count is doing the Tory power pose.

 

[erikas]

Great, an election betweent two plants. My heart goes out to UK.

 

[Sir Tortoise]

Great, an election betweent two plants. My heart goes out to UK.

No one wants your heart, weirdo.

 

[Dark_Ansem]

Great, an election betweent two plants. My heart goes out to UK.

Plants for who.

 

[erikas]

Plants for who.

you ever notice how nothing actually changes regardless of who's elected? Even if the change is relatively simple and has majority public support? Nigel promised big, then didn't do shit and now walked everything back. Binface is your average leftist with TDS, which is why he's backed by the establishment.

 

[Taleweaver]

Binface is your average leftist with TDS, which is why he's backed by the establishment.

Wow...you managed to sneak in three blatant, almost comical errors in one sentence. I'm impressed.

1) Yes, I know...I made the mention of the 34 other candidates with...some colorful names. Even so: this thread is called "dumbest by-election". I've not been in the UK for years, but these colorful characters are anything but "average". Politics is by definition done by leftists by American standards, so I let that one slide.
2) TDS...Trump Derangement Syndrome...seriously? In a different country, in a different continent, for an election that's miles away from anything international? If you're at all serious, look up "projection" and wonder if it applies to you.
3) if there's one candidate backed by the establishment, it's Farage. For years, if not decades. The podcasters I follow even make fun of the established media, as in order to criticize Binface (which they do), they first have to take him seriously (which they do...albeit in a British way).

 

[emigre]

Binface is your average leftist with TDS, which is why he's backed by the establishment.

Are you suggesting the novelty candidate who walks around with a bin on his head, is somehow an establishment figure?

 

[Dark_Ansem]

you ever notice how nothing actually changes regardless of who's elected? Even if the change is relatively simple and has majority public support? Nigel promised big, then didn't do shit and now walked everything back. Binface is your average leftist with TDS, which is why he's backed by the establishment.

Absolute nonsense, just like I expected. Also, saying Binface is backed by the establishment when Fuhrage has been in politics for 30 years, you're obviously not well.

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Wow...you managed to sneak in three blatant, almost comical errors in one sentence. I'm impressed

Without answering the question

 

[Sir Tortoise]

you ever notice how nothing actually changes regardless of who's elected? Even if the change is relatively simple and has majority public support? Nigel promised big, then didn't do shit and now walked everything back. Binface is your average leftist with TDS, which is why he's backed by the establishment.

I don't disagree that Farage is not to be trusted, but if you think elections have no impact then either you need to pay more attention to the news, or realise that the "changes" you want aren't actually compatible with reality.

What are these changes, anyway? "Relatively simple" sounds like its gonna be one of the all time classics.