Why the fuck does canned fruit taste so shit?

[The Real Jdbye]

Sodastream relies on compressed CO2, you breath out CO2, you're paying for something you produce for free.

Nice strawman argument.

 

[tech3475]

Nice s***post.

FTFY.

 

[MPRTwice]

I think an apple would fill me more than an empty hot stove.

you agree with me? how interesting!

 

[MPRTwice]

2kinky4me

actually, heat _denatures_ proteins.

 

[K3Nv4]

you agree with me? how interesting!

I agree with common sense which isn't you 90% of the time.

 

[MPRTwice]

I agree with common sense which isn't you 90% of the time.

common sense indicates that it would be ignorant to call any ordinary man common sense personified, so yet again you show improvement from my teachings.

 

[x65943]

common sense indicates that it would be ignorant to call any ordinary man common sense personified, so yet again you show improvement from my teachings.

Idk bro

I have never caught sepsis so I think maybe following your suggestions may be dangerous

 

[MPRTwice]

Idk bro

I have never caught sepsis so I think maybe following your suggestions may be dangerous

Very dangerous indeed that I can catch it and pin it down. Sorry to hear you are too slow for that; it could easily catch your life instead.

Not everyone has a powerful enough immune system to ensure that does not happen in a cesspool.

 

[x65943]

Very dangerous indeed that I can catch it and pin it down. Sorry to hear you are too slow for that; it could easily catch your life instead.

Not everyone has a powerful enough immune system to ensure that does not happen in a cesspool.

The devil pinned you down last night

Got em

 

[MPRTwice]

The devil pinned you down last night

Got em

Nope, that was the ROK Marine from Gen X a while back....
...he left his head exposed...he was none too happy when he finally regained conciousness.

I got em because his weak link was...this is earth, and two hands to choke vs one hand to defend and one hand for a free head shot is a bad tradeoff for him. It was his loss, most literally.

Funny how even pixar notes the flaw in choke-holds:

 

[K3Nv4]

Very dangerous indeed that I can catch it and pin it down. Sorry to hear you are too slow for that; it could easily catch your life instead.

Not everyone has a powerful enough immune system to ensure that does not happen in a cesspool.

Normally I agree x65943 is pretty slow and wants to be pinned down but this is Satan level of egotistical.

 

[x65943]

Normally I agree x65943 is pretty slow and wants to be pinned down but this is Satan level of egotistical.

You're just jealous because you aren't more powerful than Jesus and literally immortal

Your hubris isn't strong enough to box with god

 

[K3Nv4]

You're just jealous because you aren't more powerful than Jesus and literally immortal

Your hubris isn't strong enough to box with god

I have more shoe prints than Jesus I could kick him.

 

[Veho]

Why the shit does canned fuck taste so fruity?

 

[MPRTwice]

I have more shoe prints than Jesus I could kick him.

I'm certain you can kick your supposed boyfriend Hey-Seuss over the fact that I am much hotter than you.

I am very hot. Women at the gym happen to say I am very kind and respectful.

 

[K3Nv4]

I'm certian you can kick your supposed boyfriend Hey-Seuss over the fact that I am much hotter than you.

I am very hot.

delusional as always you only became hot because Satan gave you a heated buttox.

 

[MPRTwice]

delusional as always you only became hot because Satan gave you a heated buttox.

Actually, my face is very hot, moreso than yours to Women.

 

[K3Nv4]

Actually, my face is very hot, moreso than yours to Women.

Have you tried a cold shower, I know Satan likes to do hot things to people's faces to make them hot.

 

[MPRTwice]

Have you tried a cold shower, I know Satan likes to do hot things to people's faces to make them hot.

I'm already hot enough as it is; part of the de-aging process, and it's all-natural, unlike satan's methods for people's faces that you brought up. What's on your mind to bring that up?

 

[K3Nv4]

I'm already hot enough as it is; part of the de-aging process, and it's all-natural.

Again cold shower it makes people cold. Hot leads to sickness.