[PSA] switch 2 modchip services are now live! (finally)

[CoolMe]

yes! you read that correctly, we've finally got the exploit to work and we have produced our first batch of modchips enough to start an install service. if you're interested, contact us via dm, the price of install is only fifty dorrar (i know so cheap, right?) along with instructions on how to chip your switch 2 unit to china (yes, we're based in china, that also means nintendont can't do sh!t about it here so you're in luck). the installation process doesn't take long we have a talented team of only 1 peoples (there are other people involved i swear, they're just busy working on other switch 2 projects rn) that will work on your systems around the clock, just prease pay us the 50 dorrar and send ur switch toos and and will take care of everything for u
oh, and you handle the shipping cost (to china), and we too when we don't send your systems to you!

 

[sexually_inactive]

I'll send you my vibrator

 

[CoolMe]

prease guys no trolls this is a serious service that will certainly not last wrong, so take it before the first batch of modchips end

 

[Exnor]

Somewhere someone else is pulling that exact scam and somewhere else an idiot is falling for that.

 

[CoolMe]

Somewhere someone else is pulling that exact scam and somewhere else an idiot is falling for that.

friends, this is no scam thrust me

 

[hippy dave]

Idk man sounds sus - how tiny is the soldering?

 

[yankii]

thrust me

Gladly