Good Morning Post

[Cranesbill]

Most people use light mode.

The fuck they don't

 

[x65943]

Goat mooring

 

[Cranesbill]

Goat mooring

Oh GOAT, like Greatest Of All Time, you're too sweet *Pat Pat*

Here

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Goat mooring

Bad morning

My back hurty

 

[x65943]

Bad morning

My back hurty

Did you try acupuncture?

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Did you try acupuncture?

I fell on the ground and I had the grass stab my back. Do you count that as acupuncture?

 

[Cranesbill]

Bad morning

My back hurty

*squeeze*

 

[x65943]

I fell on the ground and I had the grass stab my back. Do you count that as acupuncture?

No, it only works if you pay enough money and have the needles placed in just the right spot

 

[Cranesbill]

No, it only works if you pay enough money and have the needles placed in just the right spot

Yeah, but worse case scenario you end up like this

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

*squeeze*

I said my back hurts and then you squeeze it?! Freaking psychopath.

 

[Cranesbill]

I said my back hurts and then you squeeze it?! Freaking psychopath.

I was cracking your back, it's called relief??!! You ever heard or felt what RELIEF is??

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I was cracking your back, it's called relief??!! You ever heard or felt what RELIEF is??

Breaking my back =/= relief

 

[Cranesbill]

Breaking my back =/= relief

*Sigh*

*Massages you*

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

*Sigh*

*Massages you*

Get your hands off of me weirdo!

 

[Cranesbill]

Get your hands off of me weirdo!

But . . . . how is your back gonna get fix-?

(And it's not my fault you're so fuzzy 7_7)

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

But . . . . how is your back gonna get fix-?

(And it's not my fault you're so fuzzy 7_7)

I'm not fuzzy—I am made of solid cement.

 

[Cranesbill]

I'm not fuzzy—I am made of solid cement.

(That's not what the concept art says otherwise )

Well . . . . you're still sweet! *Pat Pat*

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

(That's not what the concept art says otherwise )

Well . . . . you're still sweet! *Pat Pat*

1. That's not official concept art
2. I wouldn't describe myself as sweet.
3. Do you want this not suspicious drink I have for you?

 

[Cranesbill]

1. That's not official concept art
2. I wouldn't describe myself as sweet.
3. Do you want this not suspicious drink I have for you?

1. You told us how Kenji looks like and Pseudo made this
2. I think you're sweet *boop*
3. Awwww you're so nice! *gulp gulp gulp*

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

1. You told us how Kenji looks like and Pseudo made this
2. I think you're sweet *boop*
3. Awwww you're so nice! *gulp gulp gulp*

You were supposed to ask if it was poison before drinking it