Cirote 3: the worst GBA RPG ever

[cirote3]

I just published an RPG I've been making for the GBA.

In the game you can:

• Smoke joints in the park until you pull a whitey.
• Enjoy a wide selection of porn movies to finger yourself until your fingers smell like slit sardines.
• Kill hundreds of space critters even if they don't attack or defend themselves.
• Destroy the lives of your best buddies, family members and other motherfuckers.
• Summon shitty memes to help you in fights.
• Skip almost every class at uni.
• Watch a few 32bit tits in full screen.

The game is on itch.io: https://cirote3.itch.io/cirote3

 

[Fugelmir]

Finally, a game about the Israeli government.

 

[cirote3]

I've been uploading a few crappy gifs to itch.io (they can't go over 3MB).

I post the less NSFW ones:

In the devlog there are videos that look much better.

 

[mnk3_]

Thanks!! Do you plan a Spanish release?

 

[cirote3]

Thanks!! Do you plan a Spanish release?

It's in spanish (and english).

 

[cirote3]

I've released a new version with slightly easier final bosses, a rare crash fixed and some text tweaks:
https://cirote3.itch.io/cirote3/devlog/1016756/041

 

[cirote3]

I've released a new version with an easy mode, VRAM management improved and some text tweaks:
https://cirote3.itch.io/cirote3/devlog/1285223/042