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[hippy dave]

Don't worry, cupcake, I'll treat you like a real princess. Now, who do you want to get married off to to strengthen our diplomatic standing? The prince of some place halfway around the world so we can get a trade agreement, or your cousin Rathbert, to hopefully prevent him from invading? He's a little inbred but aren't we all. Just hurry up, the peasants are getting ornery.

Is this better or worse than being a Disney princess, where first of all your parents get murdered, and then even worse, you have to keep singing

 

[Veho]

Is this better or worse than being a Disney princess, where first of all your parents get murdered, and then even worse, you have to keep singing

All of them? Not just one or two?


Anyway, got me thinking. How many Disney princesses are actually orphans?

Officially only the following are "Disney princesses" the rest are plebs I guess:
Snow White - both parents dead
Cinderella - both parents dead
Aurora - both parents alive
Ariel - father alive, mother sashimi'd
Belle - father alive, mother dead
Jasmine - father alive, mother dead
Pocahontas - both parents alive
Mulan - both parents alive
Tiana - mother alive, father dead
Rapunzel - both parents alive
Merida - both parents alive, some temporarily bear
Moana - both parents alive
Raya - mother (presumed) dead, father alive but stoned most of the time


Inconclusive.


Meanwhile, here's a photo of cousin Rathbert:

 

[hippy dave]

All of them? Not just one or two?

"first of all"

At least you made up for it with the chin pr0n.

 

[Veho]

"first of all"

At least you made up for it with the chin pr0n.

Yeah I misread that as "first all of your parents"

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[impeeza]

All of them? Not just one or two?


Anyway, got me thinking. How many Disney princesses are actually orphans?

Officially only the following are "Disney princesses" the rest are plebs I guess:
Snow White - both parents dead
Cinderella - both parents dead
Aurora - both parents alive
Ariel - father alive, mother sashimi'd
Belle - father alive, mother dead
Jasmine - father alive, mother dead
Pocahontas - both parents alive
Mulan - both parents alive
Tiana - mother alive, father dead
Rapunzel - both parents alive
Merida - both parents alive, some temporarily bear
Moana - both parents alive
Raya - mother (presumed) dead, father alive but stoned most of the time


Inconclusive.


Meanwhile, here's a photo of cousin Rathbert:


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Humm all mothers dead, beside the only from the hood, where there is no father! wow.

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

Tik

 

[Veho]

 

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[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[JuanMena]

 

[impeeza]

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

 

[hippy dave]

Threatened with a good time once again

 

[impeeza]

WTF!!!! How can we be so lost!

 

[JuanMena]

What do you see?

Spoiler: Here's who I'm seeing ☹️

I see Margarito looking down on us shouting: "Quién dijo raro QUIEN DIJO RARO!... u-u-ugh..." from the sky.

RIP Margarito