One sweet night in a comfy bedroom, there was a mum with three kids.
Each night, before bedtime, mommy kisses goodnight each one. But one time:
Ruby: "Mom? Why did you named me Ruby?"
Mommy: "Because your dad and I like to code, sweetheart"
Mommy went to her next child.
Lua: "Mommy? Why did you named me Lua?"
Mommy: "Because your dad and I like to code, sweetie"
Mommy went to the last one, Fortran.
Fortran: *grunt noises*
Just joking 
Kids nowadays doesn't have a father and their mothers won't actually like them
