Something like: Never fu** sombody can fu** you back!
you do realize the "air escaping" is not actually air escaping from, but into the tin. It's vacuum sealed, for preservation purposes.
I CAN'T FIND MY FUQIN CAN OPENER! 


Fugula you just have toOkay you know what?
I'm just realizing I'm in need of a burger, and anything at this point would be nice.
Once I have a real burger I'll return to reality where burgers that goes "psssss" are not good at all.
But right now I'd take it.

Wrong. It's Shake-spear


I can tell you, was not the gbatemp van, that comes without incident

Just ordinary meat by-products.
This guy seems to give a more honest review

He reviews two burgers, one is the same and the other is a rival brandView attachment 424636
Not the same burger, methinks, andYou don't watch Ashens for fair and unbiased reviews![]()