so my neighbor's a really old person, right and she's like... maybe 90 years old? anyways, she's obviously been around for a long time and today i was hanging out in my backyard, vaping. she comes outside her house, and shimmies down her steps all slow like... and she starts to build a fire pit with some tiny rocks she has in her pockets. i don't question it too much, and just watch. some time passes by, and she ends up getting some wood too, and places it in the tipi way thing. she struggles for a while, and i offer to help but she completely zones out and focuses on building that fire pit. anyways, she ends up lighting it, and it catches on fire. and i think, alright, yeah! this old goon's gonna relax and drink some wine in front of her homemade fire pit.
nope.
this hundred year old woman, brings out a fucking 40 and starts to chug the mothertrucker back like a chug jug in fortnite. i'm in shock at this point, and i've got things to do but i decide to stay and watch for a little longer. so this old lady, finishes the bottle about 3/4's the way, then pours the REST into the fire. she freaks out, because a huge flame came out and she shrieks, i'm trying to get over the fence to help her out- she brings out her phone and fucking dials 911.
so now, i'm needing to explain to the firemen why my granny-ass looking neighbor lit her backyard on fire.
nope.
this hundred year old woman, brings out a fucking 40 and starts to chug the mothertrucker back like a chug jug in fortnite. i'm in shock at this point, and i've got things to do but i decide to stay and watch for a little longer. so this old lady, finishes the bottle about 3/4's the way, then pours the REST into the fire. she freaks out, because a huge flame came out and she shrieks, i'm trying to get over the fence to help her out- she brings out her phone and fucking dials 911.
so now, i'm needing to explain to the firemen why my granny-ass looking neighbor lit her backyard on fire.
