The immorality!

So it's kinda been a default Friday evening.
Went to an alright party.
I mean, there wasn't exactly dancing going on.
Not that I dance, but it does set the mood.
Met a few people.
Got called cute by some girl.
Went home.
The immoral thing that my friend and I did was urinate on a church on the way back.
Figure I'm going to hell anyway, might as well go all out.
I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Dunno what else to say, I'm a terrible person perhaps, but it is what it is.
So long from college, hope your Friday was filled with vidya games and fun as it was with myself.
Peace!

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signz
[quote name='machomuu' post='3880205' date='Sep 10 2011, 11:39 PM']Um...why did you piss on a church?[/quote]
Maybe it was on his to-do list.. Or there were no bushes near him, so he chose the church.
 
lex luthor
[quote name='DarkStriker' post='3880253' date='Sep 10 2011, 11:00 PM']..... I feel like taking a leak... Oh i see machomuu! *Taking a leak on machomuu*[/quote]
LOL me 2!!
 
Snailface
lol this reminds me Ozzie urinating on a monument and getting banned from San Antonio. So many great Ozzie sories. ^_^

Wikipedia:
In 1982 while wearing his future wife Sharon's dress because she had hidden his clothes, Osbourne drunkenly urinated on a cenotaph erected in honour of those who died at the Alamo in Texas, across the street from the actual building.[68] A police officer arrested him,[69] and Osbourne was subsequently banned from the city of San Antonio for a decade.[70
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Sicklyboy
[quote name='machomuu' post='3880261' date='Sep 10 2011, 05:05 PM']Stop peeing on me :angry2:![/quote]

[youtube]hZN565uhnGc[/youtube]


#winning
 
Vulpes Abnocto
What Would Jesus Do?
Well, I'm pretty sure if he needed to pee, it wouldn't really matter what building it was done against.
(Unless of course you're doing so simply out of spite.)

For the record I've peed on the (outside) walls of a number of churches.
 
jurassicplayer
Methinks that if the powers that be are at all sensible, then they would understand that when you gotta go, you gotta go :3.
 
Terminator02
[quote name='riposte' post='3880328' date='Sep 10 2011, 06:50 PM']why do people find a need to pee against buildings? why is this so common?[/quote]
because peeing out in the open for everyone to see is awkward
 
SinHarvest24
I usually just find a nice old tree that needs a little 'watering'. :)


Well i guess it's how you look at it, if you urinated on the church with the intention of disrespecting the church and all it stands for then you're a 'bad person' but if you did it without even knowing it was a church, just thinking you 'gotta go or your bladder will go itself with/without your approval then i guess you didn't really had a choice and was just the spur of the moment.


did you even try to get any from the girl who called you 'cute'?
 
bnwchbammer
To be clear, it wasn't exactly just to piss on the church, I mean, I had to piss pretty badly.
We passed the church earlier and decided if we needed to piss we may as well on a church.

@SinHarvest, nah, didn't really want anything from her. Not that she was unattractive, there just wasn't that good of a vibe at the party.
 

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