highventures part 4/20

so i'm sitting on the the couch right now, and i like have NO idea what's going on. people are taking MASSIVE bong hits of weed and i'm SITTING down on a couch, with a drink in my hand. now, this was a while ago right, and so i take a haul off off tristans vape, and i for some reason, take it THHROUGH MY NOSE. and i blow it out, and DIE COUGHING MAN. i fucking vomitted dude it came out my nose and like my mouth and i was just at it. so everyone's TOO high because it's 4/20, and yeah- so they're just laughing their asses off.

so yeah that happened, and it was pretty crazy honestly.

i'm stupid cool. now it looks badass, on paper. but it's actually cause i'm fucking plain old dumb. but i'm cool at the same time, take this time to make a plain rhyme.
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There's nothing like the vape hits when you're zoinked
But through the nose is like doin' it in the butt to your face
 
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