rick and morty episode pitch

what if rick and morty like got together and were like fuck it lets go into an empty chocolate milk bottle and lick the inside outer layer thing? so they end up doing it right and then they find out some idiot who actually drank the chocolate decided to put a fucking piece of cookie in it and leave it there. so it's apparently just like chillin, no, sticking on the inside layer. so rick and morty decided to eat at the cookie after analyzing it to check if he touched it with his tongue. they didn't care about the mouth but the tongue they drew the line at. anyways so that happened and they started chewing on it and then the fuckin person who was drinking the chocolate milk ends up finding the bottle again on his way home from school. and then they freak out and rick zaps them so they go back into a normal sized human and the guys head just EXPLODES into a bagijillion pieces.