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Why Puns Are GREAT!
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Puns are a HIGHLY intellectual way to make somebody laugh. Most of the time, people spit in my face for making a good pun. Well, guess what! PUNS ARE GREAT! Let me show you why. Puns are a clever joke that involves the use of advanced vocabulary and logical skills. It requires the jokester to...
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ASks me the Anything...?
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So, I've probably been forgotten about. Ask me anything, I guess? I mean, I see that other people doing this sort of thing so, uh, yeah. Let's see what happens.
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Taffy's Ten Cents (The Song) (Super Mario World Parody)
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Welcome back to Shitty Album. Today's song will be starring my awesome friend, @Taffy. Before I begin, let me explain a couple things. This probably was my hardest song I've made yet. Even though Taffy is awesome, he doesn't have much to work with to put in a song. He's made one blog (which I...
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The Scary Eix Bus (Magic School Bus Parody)
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Welcome to the second addition of my Shitty Album. This one was inspired by Eix's terrible blogs. Enjoy! BEEP BEEP. HONK HONK. Eix: Seatbelts everyone! Titanica: Please let this be a normal blog! smileyhead: With the Eix?! Everyone: NO WAY! Titanica: Awww! Crashing down the shit street...
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Tempy Tempy Tempy (Kirby Right Back At Ya Parody)
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Ok, ok, I promised I wouldn't make another blog. However, I wanted to post this somewhere appropriate and my blog seemed to be the best place. I won't be posting any actually stories, just these sort of parodies. The following is a parody of the infamous Kirby Right Back At Ya theme song...
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Experience opened my eyes.
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Today was a totally normal day. I was browsing GBAtemp, wondering what news there was in Gaming today, what type of Blog should I made, should I finally get around to play Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door? As I was about to answer my questions, I spot something in the little news area on my...
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Can't Nintendo make it easier on us?
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(This first paragraph really is just an update. If you don't care, skip to the second for the actual blog). I haven't made a blog in a while, and I'm sure you're all desperate (probably not) for another one of my humorous (or offensive) stories. Well, I've been running out of ideas. I'd hate to...
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My Favorite Anime.
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I love cartoons. I love the wacky physics and hilarious visual gags. I love the style, humor, and ideas presented in them. Surprisingly though, I don't really watch anime. I just never got into it. I've watched a couple and I disliked them either for how overly serious it is, or how dramatic it...
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Kirby has "Sucked" me in!
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Just recently have I gotten myself into Tetris and now I am hooked to something else. I just got Kirby Star Allies and I have fallen in love! Kirby is now number one on my priority list and I am rewatching the anime and replaying all the games! If you have no idea what I'm talking about, let...
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The "Gamers" of today.
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So I tend to talk about real life issues and make stupid stories in my blogs. Only once have a actually used a blog to talk about a real occasion and that wasn't even real, it happened in Splatoon! So this time, I'm going to talk about something that INFURIATES ME and this story is completely...
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Plant Lives Matter
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So my last blog got some negative reception, and I will admit that I was thinking more about myself than what I was writing. So today, I will be making a sequel to my most liked blog, "Ant Lives Matter." Ant Lives definitely matter, and I have brought light and love into their small lives, but...
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Ya know what infuriates me?
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When people don't read my blogs! I released a blog that I am extremely proud of. It's called, How to NOT be a Normie. It took a lot of time to create, and I was sure that people were going to enjoy it. Instead, not a single person replied or liked it. Instead, it was overshadowed by the crappy...
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How to NOT be a Normie.
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PLEASE READ BEFORE REPLYING Hello, Titanica (Master of Shitposting) here. Today, I will be guiding you on how to NOT be a Normie. Now before we talk about being an "Anti-Normie", we need to know what a Normie is. If you do not know what a "Normie" is, then you're most likely one. However, that...
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The Fallen Inkling
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"This Way," I screamed to one of my comrades, Mushroomy. Mushroomy turned his head. He was covered in enemy ink. I could see the desperation in his face. He came swimming towards me and hid behind the wall with me. "They have taken the middle...," Mushroomy panted. "No...I thought we had...
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Tetris has taken over!
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If you have been paying attention to my profile picture/avatar, you know that there has always been an Inkling next to Mario. Well now, Splatoon is the new old. Ever since I got my hands on Puyo Puyo Tetris, my interest for the blocky puzzle game has increased. I cannot stop playing it and...
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Day 109: The Desperation for Switchbrew.
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[Please read my first blog entry before reading this one] And over...And Over... Until something pops up. SciresM has announced CFW THIS SUMMER! YES! MY WAITING PAID OFF! The road is not much longer, the light is- Wait... "Further News Updates will be blocked until you Update" No!! My...
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How to be as mature as a Seventh Grader.
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Hello there! Are you sick of being a respected and intelligent person? Are you tired of people liking and trying to chat to you? Are you an idiot? Well, I (the master of shitposting) have GREAT news for you! My excellent and detailed guide will teach you how to be as Mature as a Seventh Grader...
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Ant Lives Matter
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The world is not a perfect place. Problems are everywhere. One of these problems include discrimination. I see people protesting against sexism, racism, and other terrible ways of discluding everyone. There is one thing I don't see protected. That is why I'm here to say...Ant Lives Matter...
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My Secret Plan
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Psst! Hey! You! Welcome! You've discovered my idiotic and stupid blog! .... This is boring. Hm...hey. I guess since you stumbled across here, I guess I may let you in on my...Secret Plan. Don't tell anyone. If you do, I will find you. I will kill you. I will take your organs, burn them, eat...
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Day 75: The struggle for Switchbrew
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Everyday is a torment. My Switch sits next to me, covered in sweat and tears. My black somber desk is filled with Skittles, Pirate's Booty, Sweaty Icebreakers, and more. I drag myself out of my chair to mark my calendar. "Day 75," I said hoplessly. "I just..want..to...UPDATE!" 75 days waiting...

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