Hello there! Are you sick of being a respected and intelligent person? Are you tired of people liking and trying to chat to you? Are you an idiot? Well, I (the master of shitposting) have GREAT news for you! My excellent and detailed guide will teach you how to be as Mature as a Seventh Grader in no time! If you still aren't immature yet, just look at my posts! (I really am as mature as a Seventh Grader)
Step 1. Be a normie.
Trying to be yourself and have your own opinions is STUPID! Instead, you should jump on the hype train and use any memes that are trending. To really be an immature brat, you must learn how to change your opinion to the same one everyone else has. If anyone disagrees with you, call them a faggot and bully them to make yourself look cool.
Step 2. Be a pain in the a**.
Don't try to be an understanding or selfless being. Instead, try to be selfish and greedy. When having a conversation, constantly interrupt and yell at the person you are talking to. This will really show the immaturity and make people annoyed with you.
Step 3. Make relationships and then destroy them.
Middle School relationships never work. So make them! Get a date, make a good friend, do all that crap. Then shred it to pieces by creating drama! Blame the other person! It's fun to watch! It's like watching an episode of Survivor, except it's pointless and more stupid!
Step 4. Judge a book by its cover.
"Video games are good when their graphics are good!"
"That movie trailer sucks, so the movie must suck"
"That guy is ugly. He's a terrible person."
"That cover has nothing interesting on it. Book must be awful!"
These quotes should be normal statements you should be making. It shows how stupid and idiotic you are and makes you VERY unlikable.
Step 5. Ignore the rules.
When you're visiting a new website, don't bother to read the damn rules! Do what you please! For example on GBAtemp, you should necrobump, spam, repost, and advertise to really fulfill your mission to becoming as Mature as a Seventh Grader.
Step 6. Whine about EVERYTHING!
There's World Hunger? Net Neutrality is getting repealed? Global Warming is setting in? Well, instead of trying to help fix those problems, just whine about it! Do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to get the most out of your whine! You'll seem very immature within seconds, GUARANTEED!
Step 7. Live in the present.
Don't think about the future! Planning ahead is for NERDS! Throw a party at your house and get in trouble tommorow! Rob a bank, it's fun while you're doing it! Do a school shooting to get famous! Try doi-
Uh oh. Someone is knocking on my door.
Crap. It's the police! I'll see you guys lat
This is supposed to be a joke, just like all my other blogs. Please don't take it seriously.
Step 1. Be a normie.
Trying to be yourself and have your own opinions is STUPID! Instead, you should jump on the hype train and use any memes that are trending. To really be an immature brat, you must learn how to change your opinion to the same one everyone else has. If anyone disagrees with you, call them a faggot and bully them to make yourself look cool.
Step 2. Be a pain in the a**.
Don't try to be an understanding or selfless being. Instead, try to be selfish and greedy. When having a conversation, constantly interrupt and yell at the person you are talking to. This will really show the immaturity and make people annoyed with you.
Step 3. Make relationships and then destroy them.
Middle School relationships never work. So make them! Get a date, make a good friend, do all that crap. Then shred it to pieces by creating drama! Blame the other person! It's fun to watch! It's like watching an episode of Survivor, except it's pointless and more stupid!
Step 4. Judge a book by its cover.
"Video games are good when their graphics are good!"
"That movie trailer sucks, so the movie must suck"
"That guy is ugly. He's a terrible person."
"That cover has nothing interesting on it. Book must be awful!"
These quotes should be normal statements you should be making. It shows how stupid and idiotic you are and makes you VERY unlikable.
Step 5. Ignore the rules.
When you're visiting a new website, don't bother to read the damn rules! Do what you please! For example on GBAtemp, you should necrobump, spam, repost, and advertise to really fulfill your mission to becoming as Mature as a Seventh Grader.
Step 6. Whine about EVERYTHING!
There's World Hunger? Net Neutrality is getting repealed? Global Warming is setting in? Well, instead of trying to help fix those problems, just whine about it! Do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to get the most out of your whine! You'll seem very immature within seconds, GUARANTEED!
Step 7. Live in the present.
Don't think about the future! Planning ahead is for NERDS! Throw a party at your house and get in trouble tommorow! Rob a bank, it's fun while you're doing it! Do a school shooting to get famous! Try doi-
Uh oh. Someone is knocking on my door.
Crap. It's the police! I'll see you guys lat
This is supposed to be a joke, just like all my other blogs. Please don't take it seriously.
