Taffy's Ten Cents (The Song) (Super Mario World Parody)

Welcome back to Shitty Album. Today's song will be starring my awesome friend, @Taffy. Before I begin, let me explain a couple things. This probably was my hardest song I've made yet. Even though Taffy is awesome, he doesn't have much to work with to put in a song. He's made one blog (which I really enjoyed, please make more) called Taffy's Ten Cents. I couldn't rely only on that blog for this song (hey that rhymes!), so I had to study Taffiology. I got professionals to help me get all the Taffy references into a song, so there may be some obscure references tuck in this song. The song is based off the Super Mario World Cartoon Theme Song. I chose this for Taffy because his avatar resembles a Yoshi (which originated in Super Mario World) and the song itself isn't too long. Without further ado, let's get the talking to the block on the to- y'know screw it, let's go.

Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a weird, CRAYON.

Taffy has a weird crayon!
He draws with slick style
Hey, Taffy has a Crayon
He's here to give his thoughts.
Titanica and Vintage
Are waiting for their song!
Taffy and his Ten Cents
Are giving away their thoughts!

Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a weird, CRAYON

Taffy has his ten cents.
He hates the Super Nags.
In Taffy's Ten Cents
He's discussin' the Hax.

Titanica and Vintage
Are getting pissed off!
Taffy and his Ten Cents
Are disappointed in me for not contributing to the community like I promised in my blog, "Experience opened my Eyes", and instead making dumb parody songs!

Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a Crayon
Taffy has a weird, CRAYON

In Taffy's Ten Cents
Things are XTRA STABLE
In Taffy's Ten Cents
It's the pinnacle of SCIENCE!

This blog is a damn joke. This is just to challenge myself to see how many dumb songs I can make about other users. Yes, it's an oddly specific challenge.

P.S I am contributing to the community like I promised. I'm making reviews and soon I'll be creating user news.

P.P.S Shoutouts to Taffy, hope you liked it! :)
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incidentally, I hack mario world! so this suits me.

one hell of a crayon

"Taffy and his Ten Cents
Are disappointed in me for not contributing to the community like I promised in my blog, "Experience opened my Eyes", and instead making dumb parody songs!"

rolls off the tounge so well.


I love it
...Oh and I could direct you to some friends of mine if you want some more to work with at some point!
 
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@Xathya Sure thing! You're after DragonballVintage.
 
I don't know if I've talked to you that much but this is very funny. If you are scraping the very very bottom of the barrel for a new person to write about, I'm your guy.
 
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