Everyday is a torment. My Switch sits next to me, covered in sweat and tears. My black somber desk is filled with Skittles, Pirate's Booty, Sweaty Icebreakers, and more. I drag myself out of my chair to mark my calendar.
"Day 75," I said hoplessly. "I just..want..to...UPDATE!"
75 days waiting for 4.1 Homebrew and CFW. Everyday I would wake up regretting the day I updated. Why didn't I just stick to 1.00!? WHY?!
I fall onto my chair and enter GBATemp. My home. I move my cursor to "Nintendo Switch" and click "Hacking and Homebrew." Then I refresh the page. And again. And again. Over and over until I see those glorious words. 4. 1. Homebrew.
I tell myself, "Don't update! It's not worth it! Homebrew is just around the corner! You've come this far, it's not time to give up! NOT NOW!"
I reply to myself, "I need to update. Blocking updates is taking a toll. I want Kirby. I want Splatoon. I want new icons. I want...freedom."
I hold myself back as I continue to refresh.
I haven't talked to my family for 75 days. I haven't gone outside. I haven't eaten anything but candy and pizza. I was gaining weight rapidly. I was feeling depressed everyday and it kept getting worse.
"The ReSwitched Team and TX are working hard! Don't get impatient on them! Be thankful that they are developing such great software!"
"Urgh.."
I refresh the page once again. and again. And again..and again...and again...and again...an....
"Day 75," I said hoplessly. "I just..want..to...UPDATE!"
75 days waiting for 4.1 Homebrew and CFW. Everyday I would wake up regretting the day I updated. Why didn't I just stick to 1.00!? WHY?!
I fall onto my chair and enter GBATemp. My home. I move my cursor to "Nintendo Switch" and click "Hacking and Homebrew." Then I refresh the page. And again. And again. Over and over until I see those glorious words. 4. 1. Homebrew.
I tell myself, "Don't update! It's not worth it! Homebrew is just around the corner! You've come this far, it's not time to give up! NOT NOW!"
I reply to myself, "I need to update. Blocking updates is taking a toll. I want Kirby. I want Splatoon. I want new icons. I want...freedom."
I hold myself back as I continue to refresh.
I haven't talked to my family for 75 days. I haven't gone outside. I haven't eaten anything but candy and pizza. I was gaining weight rapidly. I was feeling depressed everyday and it kept getting worse.
"The ReSwitched Team and TX are working hard! Don't get impatient on them! Be thankful that they are developing such great software!"
"Urgh.."
I refresh the page once again. and again. And again..and again...and again...and again...an....