Blog entries by FigureFarter

Three weeks in a row, I played all of my divisional rivals. Here's how Patriots went: It was a very close game, even going to overtime at home. This time I lost. Score Patriots 7 0 7 10 6 30 Dolphins 7 3 7 7 0 24 Should've... wide right! Ok, it's "Me against the Opps," but this time...
Boooooooring games against boring, easy teams. Score Dolphins 0 13 6 16 35 Lions 0 0 0 6 6 This company doesn't exist anymore! Not as boring because it's an in-state rivalry, but it's the Jags. Next.. Score Jaguars 0 7 0 6 13 Dolphins 8 7 3 0 18 Random...
You know, Daunte Culpepper is a pretty nice QB if you ask me. My kick returner did make the mistake of catching the ball instead of letting it go for a touchback once. Also about the Bears' stadium--why is it not called Soldier Field in the game? "Chicago Stadium?" This would've been the second...
Week 6 against the Jets was just another "common" football game with a very common score. Short story, of course we beat the Jets... Score Dolphins 7 7 0 7 21 Jets 7 0 3 9 19 J-E-T-S (Just End the Suffering) Week 7 was where I took quite a number of risks and other silly shenanigans...
Well boys, we did it. We had our first win. If we win another next week, we have two in a row. We win after that, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before. Anyway, we finally won our first game, bringing us up to a 1-2. It's not much, but it's progress. Also I went to overtime! A...
Week 1 has been... once again--not good to say the least. The first week was at Heinz Field and was a glorified turnover contest! Daunte Culpepper can't just go without getting sacked and threw a pick on his first set of drives. Thankfully Big Ben threw a pick back for me but I couldn't get my...
This week... did not go so well and we are bound to go 0-16! We lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars and we didn't get a touchdown! Oh yeah, 4 penalties for "intentional grounding." On the bright side, Daunte Culpepper didn't get injured yet although he already has 2 sacks. I also did manage to pick...
Not the games, we don't talk about the games yet. Here's how I did on the practice drills: Pocket Presence: Culpepper only decided to do one round before giving up. Chase and Tackle: Went all the way to All-Madden and gave my CB some extra speed. Swat Ball: I couldn't do nothing with this...