Part 8 - Me vs. My Biggest Enemies

Three weeks in a row, I played all of my divisional rivals. Here's how Patriots went: It was a very close game, even going to overtime at home. This time I lost.

Score
Patriots70710630
Dolphins7377024

1st Quarter
MIA 35 yd interception return by Allen (Mare kick) - 3:14
NE 8 yd pass from Brady to Caldwell (Gostkowski kick) - 2:01

2nd Quarter
MIA 22 yd field goal by Mare - 3:41

3rd Quarter
MIA 53 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael (Mare kick) - 2:03
NE 31 yd pass from Brady to Brown (Gostkowski kick) - 0:00

4th Quarter
MIA 8 yd pass from Culpepper to Brown (Mare kick) - 2:19
NE 20 yd pass from Brady to Jackson (Gostkowski kick) - 1:24
NE 46 yd field goal by Gostkowski - 0:12

Overtime
NE 66 yd pass from Brady to Dillon - 3:07

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Should've... wide right!

Ok, it's "Me against the Opps," but this time, a more bitter rival from New York. Or as we like to call them, "Boy I Love Losing Super-Bowls." If we win this game, we can clinch the... oh dear that game was so one-sided. Wellll, yeah, we basically won a playoff spot for free. Next!

Score
Dolphins71471745
Bills0701421

1st Quarter
MIA 15 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael (Mare kick) - 3:08

2nd Quarter
BUF 52 yd pass from Holcomb to Warrick (Lindell kick) - 1:30
MIA 73 yd pass from Culpepper to Booker (Mare kick) - 0:52
MIA 24 yd pass from Culpepper to Hagan (Mare kick) - 0:00

3rd Quarter
MIA 1 yd run by Culpepper (Mare kick) - 1:02
4th Quarter
BUF 1 yd run by McGahee (Lindell kick) - 3:50
MIA 27 yd field goal by Mare - 1:57
BUF 37 yd fumble return by Fletcher (Lindell kick) - 1:57
MIA 53 yd interception return by Crowder - 0:24

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Well, look at the scorebug.

Part 3 of "I vs. All My Haters," except it was the weakest foe: the other New York team (which technically plays in some meadows of New Jersey). I threw the match and still won.

Score
Jets0137626
Dolphins13313736

1st Quarter
MIA 1 yd run by Barnes - 2:30
MIA 23 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael (Mare kick) - 2:09

2nd Quarter
NYJ 23 yd pass from Pennington to McCareins (Nugent kick) - 3:41
NYJ 43 yd field goal by Nugent - 2:45
NYJ 47 yd field goal by Nugent - 0:16
MIA 28 yd field goal by Mare - 0:00

MIA 20 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael - 3:43
NYJ 4 yd run by Houston (Nugent kick) - 2:31
MIA 2 yd run by Brown (Mare kick) - 0:46

3rd Quarter
MIA 20 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael - 3:43
NYJ 4 yd run by Houston (Nugent kick) - 2:31
MIA 2 yd run by Brown (Mare kick) - 0:46

4th Quarter
MIA 43 yd run by Brown (Mare kick) - 2:50
NYJ 5 yd pass from Pennnington to McCareins - 1:09

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Flags, flags, everywhere.

Finally, that trilogy is over. This time, we take on the Colts at the RCA [annoyed grunt]-me. Peyton Manning pretty much only likes to stall in the game, probably because he says "Omaha" a lot too many times. Because of that and the AstroTurf, we lost by a heavy amount. Oh yeah, I also missed two field goals, since there was no wind. At least the Patriots lost so I could get the 1 seed.

Score
Dolphins637824
Colts1477331

1st Quarter
IND 50 yard pass from Manning to Clark (Vinatieri kick) - 3:12
IND 77 yd pass from Manning to Harrison (Vinatieri kick) - 2:39
MIA 24 yd pass from Culpepper to Hagan - 0:44

2nd Quarter
IND 4 yd pass rfom Manning to Hartsock (Vinatieri kick) - 1:49
MIA 34 yd field goal by Mare - 0:14

3rd Quarter
MIA 11 yd pass from Culpepper to McMichael (Mare kick) - 2:23
IND 17 yd run by Addai (Vinatieri kick) - 0:51

4th Quarter
IND 45 yd field goal by Vinatieri - 0:57
MIA 1 yd run by Brown (Culpepper pass to Brown) - 0:31

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2K brick sound

AFC East Standings
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And as a bonus, the playoff bracket!
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Meant to swap around the wild card spots so the Chargers/Colts will actually play the Dolphins, not the Broncos
 

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