Part 2 - Preseason is Here and No One Cares!

This week... did not go so well and we are bound to go 0-16! We lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars and we didn't get a touchdown! Oh yeah, 4 penalties for "intentional grounding." On the bright side, Daunte Culpepper didn't get injured yet although he already has 2 sacks. I also did manage to pick whoever the Jags QB is off too, so yay. Honestly I feel like we can go 1-15 but it's the Dolphins. I'll die before they win a Super Bowl...

Score
Jaguars3100316
Dolphins00303

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1st Quarter
JAX 37 yard field goal by Edinger - 1:54

2nd Quarter
JAX 51 yard field goal by Edinger - 2:26
JAX 15 yard pass from Leftwich to Owens (Edinger kick) - 0:52

3rd Quarter
MIA 31 yard field goal by Mare - 2:11

4th Quarter
JAX 18 yard field goal by Scobee - 3:44

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Daunte Culpepper actually throwing a dot with a bad knee too? He'll win his ring with that lucky knee.

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I skipped the rest of the preseason and we went 2-2 as a whole. We beat the Buccaneers, lost to the Panthers, then the Rams came for a whooping. In the whole AFC, we are 8th place while we are 2nd in just the East. We put up 71 total points and gave up 78. The regular season will have all its games played.
 

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