Blog entries by FigureFarter
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way! We did it! We're no longer winless!
Score: 13-10 OT
AFC West Standings
Remember when helmets could pop off? Sucks it was against my Phins.
This game just progressively eats me away. Did the Hawks actually suck that bad in 2000? I hate this team. Oh, and the trade deadline has ended.
Score: 3-13
AFC West Standings
How does this team get good?
Urrrrrgggh, this game would've been a win by one score if it weren't for that muffed punt.
Score: 12-24
Have you tried using magnet hands for your defenders?
AFC West Standings
Another game with a lead-off interception. We did hold that to a 3-and-out but only scored a field goal while the Raiders were two touchdowns ahead. Oh, and I realized the schedules were made prior to being adjusted after a certain world event. Week 2 was pushed back to January for that reason...
I feel like we should have a Suck-O-Meter for how sucky each game those Hawks play. Once again, I force a fumble just to get picked off. Also this was a no touchdowns game like Week 1.
Score: 0-6
What do you even call these games at this point? 22 idiots fighting?
We really need some good...
Similar to last game, this one also sucked. In addition to having a temporary field made of AstroTurf (Husky Stadium), a lot of errors on punt returns were made as well as a safety. At least I scored a touchdown...
Score: 24-7
Playing the game in 480p looks like this if you're curious...
This game was drier than watching paint dry. Also Madden 02 doesn't conventionally support 480p. You have to manually go to the settings each time to turn it on and the picture will be moved way upwards. However, it does have widescreen in game, but the menus are stretched from 4:3. Anyway, we...
Basically, you can become a GM straight out of college somehow? The Jacks owner explained the rules of the game and season as should and she cheers you on occasionally.
Well off from Hawaii (the stadium is hardcoded to be there) to Toronto for opening day.
Our third batter, Joe Flacco, got a...
Being the 1 seed either means the best or the worst will happen. I felt bad things would happen since we have to play the Colts again. I was kinda proven right... Super Bowl hopes crushed. And Culpepper got injured too.
Score
Colts
7
3
7
0
17
Dolphins
7
3
3
3
16
Because screw me...
Three weeks in a row, I played all of my divisional rivals. Here's how Patriots went: It was a very close game, even going to overtime at home. This time I lost.
Score
Patriots
7
0
7
10
6
30
Dolphins
7
3
7
7
0
24
Should've... wide right!
Ok, it's "Me against the Opps," but this time...
Boooooooring games against boring, easy teams.
Score
Dolphins
0
13
6
16
35
Lions
0
0
0
6
6
This company doesn't exist anymore!
Not as boring because it's an in-state rivalry, but it's the Jags. Next..
Score
Jaguars
0
7
0
6
13
Dolphins
8
7
3
0
18
Random...
You know, Daunte Culpepper is a pretty nice QB if you ask me. My kick returner did make the mistake of catching the ball instead of letting it go for a touchback once. Also about the Bears' stadium--why is it not called Soldier Field in the game? "Chicago Stadium?" This would've been the second...
Week 6 against the Jets was just another "common" football game with a very common score. Short story, of course we beat the Jets...
Score
Dolphins
7
7
0
7
21
Jets
7
0
3
9
19
J-E-T-S (Just End the Suffering)
Week 7 was where I took quite a number of risks and other silly shenanigans...
Well boys, we did it. We had our first win. If we win another next week, we have two in a row. We win after that, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before. Anyway, we finally won our first game, bringing us up to a 1-2. It's not much, but it's progress. Also I went to overtime! A...
Week 1 has been... once again--not good to say the least. The first week was at Heinz Field and was a glorified turnover contest! Daunte Culpepper can't just go without getting sacked and threw a pick on his first set of drives. Thankfully Big Ben threw a pick back for me but I couldn't get my...
This week... did not go so well and we are bound to go 0-16! We lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars and we didn't get a touchdown! Oh yeah, 4 penalties for "intentional grounding." On the bright side, Daunte Culpepper didn't get injured yet although he already has 2 sacks. I also did manage to pick...
Not the games, we don't talk about the games yet. Here's how I did on the practice drills:
Pocket Presence: Culpepper only decided to do one round before giving up.
Chase and Tackle: Went all the way to All-Madden and gave my CB some extra speed.
Swat Ball: I couldn't do nothing with this...