Blog entries by FigureFarter
We got sent to the NFC West and our new rivals are the Cardinals (moved from the NFC East), the 49ers, and the Rams. This was a fairly winnable game at the Cowboys but Hasselbeck threw 3 picks.
Score: 3-17
Operation Spam Alexander commences.
NFC West Standings
We surrended some of our third and fourth-string players to the Houston Texans and drafted some defensive players. We had the number 7 pick. We also moved to the NFC West so the NFL could even out the divisions. Our schedule looks like this. Note that the Madden schedule generator does not...
The season is over! Now I can rest and hope the Dolphins do better than disappoint me in real life...
Score: 17-6
Of course we would miss the postseason and the Lions would win the Super Bowl against the 1-seed Dolphins 24-21.
A good way to end the season.
AFC West Standings
We played a meaningless game (for us) game at the Meadowlands. Of course the Giants beat us since they were coming off of a Super Bowl appearance.
Score: 11-24
Welcome to NJ, it's been waiting for you!
AFC West Standings:
x- clinched playoff spot
y- clinched division
z- clinched...
You can hand the ball to the man from The Lego Movie since the Cowboys only have a rookie QB (Quincy Carter, 66 overall). Also, I forgot to save last week. Simming still resulted in a loss although by a field goal.
Score: 12-3
If you have a bad QB, get an RB from the same team for your...
3-10, wooooooooo! And 5 interceptions thrown!
Score: 7-36
AFC West Standings
Waive my QB!
A decent game against the late San Diego Chargers where they had CFL legend Doug Flutie as their QB. There actually was some scoring this time.
Score: 20-17
Catching your own punt? Now I've seen everything.
AFC West Standings
It was a rainy day with a fair amount of scoring in Kansas City. The crowd was dead silent even though they had a 99-overall Tony Gonzalez. Chiefs magic was around in 2001, so they won by a field goal.
Score: 10-13
Dead silent...
AFC West Standings
I hate the Bills, but the game hates me more. Both of us are 2-7 but the game decides that I need to throw two picks back to back. We would've won if the onside kick succeeded.
Score: 6-13
The zebras said it was incomplete, not a fumble.
AFC West Standings
A snowy game in Seattle we should have won, we fumbled the ball at the very last second.
Score: 0-6
AFC West Standings
Now, the worst thing from last game happens to you!
Another low scoring game gone unlucky at first with an interception and a fumble in the red zone. We were on the road, too against the Washington football team. Everything was alright until Washington fumbled the kick return with 5 seconds left and we scooped it. With just a second left, we just...
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way! We did it! We're no longer winless!
Score: 13-10 OT
AFC West Standings
Remember when helmets could pop off? Sucks it was against my Phins.
This game just progressively eats me away. Did the Hawks actually suck that bad in 2000? I hate this team. Oh, and the trade deadline has ended.
Score: 3-13
AFC West Standings
How does this team get good?
Urrrrrgggh, this game would've been a win by one score if it weren't for that muffed punt.
Score: 12-24
Have you tried using magnet hands for your defenders?
AFC West Standings
Another game with a lead-off interception. We did hold that to a 3-and-out but only scored a field goal while the Raiders were two touchdowns ahead. Oh, and I realized the schedules were made prior to being adjusted after a certain world event. Week 2 was pushed back to January for that reason...
I feel like we should have a Suck-O-Meter for how sucky each game those Hawks play. Once again, I force a fumble just to get picked off. Also this was a no touchdowns game like Week 1.
Score: 0-6
What do you even call these games at this point? 22 idiots fighting?
We really need some good...
Similar to last game, this one also sucked. In addition to having a temporary field made of AstroTurf (Husky Stadium), a lot of errors on punt returns were made as well as a safety. At least I scored a touchdown...
Score: 24-7
Playing the game in 480p looks like this if you're curious...
This game was drier than watching paint dry. Also Madden 02 doesn't conventionally support 480p. You have to manually go to the settings each time to turn it on and the picture will be moved way upwards. However, it does have widescreen in game, but the menus are stretched from 4:3. Anyway, we...
Basically, you can become a GM straight out of college somehow? The Jacks owner explained the rules of the game and season as should and she cheers you on occasionally.
Well off from Hawaii (the stadium is hardcoded to be there) to Toronto for opening day.
Our third batter, Joe Flacco, got a...
Being the 1 seed either means the best or the worst will happen. I felt bad things would happen since we have to play the Colts again. I was kinda proven right... Super Bowl hopes crushed. And Culpepper got injured too.
Score
Colts
7
3
7
0
17
Dolphins
7
3
3
3
16
Because screw me...