Wiicube you live in the UK too, why the fukk are you asking this question?
Zebra crossings piss me off, both when I'm driving and walking: if I'm walking I'll try my best to cross before getting to the zebra, and if I'm driving and the other side hasn't stopped I'll fukkin speed up at a zebra, open the window and give the person waiting to cross the fingers as I pass, "this is the UK ya soft bitch, run the gauntlet and cross the road properly!!"
....Not really!! Feel like doing though sometimes! Actually remember a bloke with 2 crutches, about 50 feet from a crossing, trying to cross the road with both his crutches off the pavement and on the yellow lines.... now for THAT I wound my window down: "No fukkin wonder you're banged up pulling tricks like that ya stupid cnut!!" - me? Road rage? Never..... and it made my 10 year old sons day listening to that mouthful (bad parent...)
Getting stupidly pissed and walking up the hard shoulder of the M6, northbound, at 3am, and thinking it was the pavement - now THAT'S what I'd call jay walking.... how I didn't end up in the clanger that night I'll never know...