ITT: We share puns

[CompassNorth]

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta way.

 

[DinohScene]

 

[CompassNorth]

 

[GameWinner]

Thread got ugly real fast

 

[FAST6191]

You did not even make a themed pun in the opening.... "let the pun begin", "I predict pundemonium", "a pundemic is upon us", "punhandlers, this is your call to pun", "let us construct a puntheon", "don't punick, there will soon be puns", "why not open pundora's box?", "do you have the punache?", "make it punny"..... and I am not even good at this.

 

[Yumi]

Punish him! ;D

...am i doing this right?

 

[Gahars]

Okay, but only if you've got a Sonny disposition. You've gotta be like me, the sorta guy who does this all pro Chaz Bono.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

^^

 

[Foxi4]

Punish him! ;D

...am i doing this right?

 

[Flame]

English pun are too mainstream

but i still think this thread is

 

[raulpica]

English pun are too mainstream

but i still think this thread is

ExcellHentai?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

ExcellHentai?

I googled that to see if there was some sort of humor-based Excel icon fucking other things or something.

I didn't find anything.

 

[FailName]

ExcellHentai?

"...inside of the cells were females no older than 10. A cloth sheet spread underneath each of their bodies caught the products of the cells above. Every once in a while, the females would Sorted and Filtered, so their owners could Find and Select one for a male to Insert his contents. If no suitable male formatted from the right background is currently available, the owners might just Paste the contents themselves. This industry continues to function because of this formula of pasting new contents from males. Without it, the inhabitants of the cells would age and eventually become outdated and retired, with no new youngsters to Replace them."

Spoiler

 

[raulpica]

"...inside of the cells were females no older than 10. A cloth sheet spread underneath each of their bodies caught the products of the cells above. Every once in a while, the females would Sorted and Filtered, so their owners could Find and Select one for a male to Insert his contents. If no suitable male formatted from the right background is currently available, the owners might just Paste the contents themselves. This industry continues to function because of this formula of pasting new contents from males. Without it, the inhabitants of the cells would age and eventually become outdated and retired, with no new youngsters to Replace them."


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Not even the image in the spoiler made it any less creepy

 

[Foxi4]

Thread fixed.

 

[ComeTurismO]

"...inside of the cells were females no older than 10. A cloth sheet spread underneath each of their bodies caught the products of the cells above. Every once in a while, the females would Sorted and Filtered, so their owners could Find and Select one for a male to Insert his contents. If no suitable male formatted from the right background is currently available, the owners might just Paste the contents themselves. This industry continues to function because of this formula of pasting new contents from males. Without it, the inhabitants of the cells would age and eventually become outdated and retired, with no new youngsters to Replace them."

Spoiler

Is it just me, or are those hens fucking cute?

 

[Gahars]

Story of my life.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]