Alright, hold on to your seatbelts, 'cause dis ones a scweamah.
Ah, the racism of lowered expectations. "How dare you be outraged that she rifled through your belongings and tried to use your devices. She's a poor, helpless brown person, she doesn't know any better! As the cultured race, it's our duty to bear the burden of their rambunctious, child-like naivete."
While that was funny, this next story is just... maddening. Platinum maddening, even.
There's a new "viral video" going around showing a seemingly drunk girl being preyed upon by men intending to take advantage of her. Sounds awful, right? Well, it is, but in an entirely different way.
The entire video was a fucking hoax. The filmmakers told the men featured that they were making a "comedy sketch" and provided them with the lines. Now they get to be known as rapist scumbags to millions upon millions of viewers.
Remember: Lies, slander, manipulation, outright fabrication, potentially ruining innocent people's lives, it's all okay as long as you do it for the
right reasons.
Well, okay, now I'm mad, but at least it get can't get any wor-