On one hand I refuse to believe anyone uses the phrase "unholy combination" earnestly and not sarcastically, so I wouldn't take the comment at face value. On the other hand, I'm starting to resent Zen Pencils and unfortunately the resentment is starting to leak over to the quotes he's illustrating (even though it's not the quote's fault it got so misinterpreted and misrepresented), so I might just take the "elitist ableist" comment and run with it:
So, we should only fuck people who have a job so good and steady they can afford long-term living arrangements that allow for accumulating a sizable collection of print books (I won't say anything about
affording them in the first place)? I understand that the potential mate should have the means of supporting the future offspring, but it's not the stone age any more. And dismissing anyone who prefers to read on their computer or tablet out of hand, as well as people who might prefer audio books for any reason, that's just pointless elitism. Made doubly so by the fact he didn't add the clause "except if the books are the Twilight series".
And not to mention the fact this "advice" can only be taken by people who can
afford to turn down sex in the first place,
and with a person who otherwise seems like a good match. I.e. people who constantly get hit on by
viable mates. This whole so-called advice is some sort of snob eugenics breeding programme to get attractive elitist snobs to breed with wealthy elitist snobs.
And don't get me started on the comic itself, gah.