Your name is Bond.

[Blue Protoman]

punch the bomb and run away in slow motion as it blows up

You punch the bomb; one of the moving parts stops. The timer is still going, however.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.

The bomb will go off in thirty seconds. What will you do now?

 

[shadowmanwkp]

Investigate the bomb closely, what colors do the wires have and what do the parts say. At least then you have a chance to see what you need to do. (BTW keep calm, you will "die another day"

)

 

[Blue Protoman]

Investigate the bomb closely, what colors do the wires have and what do the parts say. At least then you have a chance to see what you need to do. (BTW keep calm, you will "die another day"

)

You look at the bomb. You have no idea what any of the parts are; all the labels are in Chinese. The maker of the bomb must have been in Chinese.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.

The bomb will go off in fifteen seconds. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted-171178]

Ask Oddjob to translate.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ask Oddjob to translate.

First of all, Oddjob's dead. Second, he's Korean, not Chinese. Third, he's mute; even if he were alive and knew Chinese, he wouldn't physically be able to tell you. Fourth, he was very loyal to Goldfinger, so he would probably refuse.

You see a man running towards you. He is unarmed. The man appears to be an atomic specialist. He walks over to the bomb and flicks a switch. The bomb shuts off, with seven seconds to spare.

Objective complete!
-Disarm the bomb.

You hear the fight upstairs dying down. You run upstairs to check on everything. You see Goldfinger in a US Army uniform, wielding a golden revolver. He climbs into a truck, which speeds away before he sits down. Goldfinger has escaped. All of his henchmen either were killed or have fled. All gunfire has ceased. One of the soldiers asks you to follow him. You are lead into one of the offices in the vault. He hands you a phone. It's the President of the United States!

President JohnsonGreat job, Bond! You've single-handedly saved the US economy! We are greatly in your debt. If it weren't for you, we would literally have no money until 2022. I wish to personally meet you here at the White House. I've arranged for a Lockheed JetStar nearby to pick you up. It should be outside the vault right now. I hope to see you soon!

Click. You both hang up. You are escorted to the plane. Everyone who's still alive (even a few of Goldfinger's henchmen) are applauding you. As the plane takes off, they all wave you goodbye.

You are sitting on the plane, relaxing after a hard day. After all, you've just saved the American economy. On the plane, there is only you and the pilot. You will arrive in Washington, DC in an hour and a half.

Objectives:
-None currently.

What will you do now?

 

[Maplemage]

you finish the game and play the credits, show your results and now u can start free roam!!!
or u just play NINTENDOOOOO!!

 

[Deleted_171835]

Nope, I saw the movie. A little something to do with hijacking.

Check who the pilot is.

 

[Blue Protoman]

you finish the game and play the credits, show your results and now u can start free roam!!!

No. Not quite. There's still more to do! Also, when the game REALLY ends, there is no free roam; instead, there's a sequel. Here's a hint as to the next Bond text adventure; both gamers and Bond fans will love this one.

Check who the pilot is.

You walk into the cockpit. Piloting the plane, you see...Pussy Galore? Uh-oh. That means Goldfinger's on the plane! He walks out of the bathroom.

QUOTE

You have made a mockery of me, Bond. No one who toys with me will ever live to tell about it. Any last words?

Goldfinger is still wearing his US Army uniform. He has a gold-plated revolver on him. You are unarmed. You realize that if Goldfinger hits a window, the extreme difference in air pressure between the plane and the atmosphere will create a vacuum, sucking everything out and crashing the plane! Goldfinger appears too flustered to care. You need to get that gun away from him.

New Objective!
-Disarm Goldfinger.

Objectives:
-Disarm Goldfinger.

What will you do now?

 

[Maplemage]

Nope, I saw the movie. A little something to do with hijacking.

Check who the pilot is.

then play NINTENDOOOOOO WITH HER!!!

 

[Maplemage]

so let me get this straight, u were relaxing....IN THE BATHROOM? ok clear enough....
start playing NINTENDOOOOOOOOO

 

[Blue Protoman]

so let me get this straight, u were relaxing....IN THE BATHROOM? ok clear enough....
start playing NINTENDOOOOOOOOO

No, Goldfinger was hiding in the bathroom until you got on the plane, waiting to kill you.

Also, Nintendo is unknown outside of Japan at the moment.

 

[Maplemage]

START DANCING

 

[Blue Protoman]

START DANCING

Learn how to do BB Code, 'k?

This is no time to dance! If you do nothing, you'll either be killed by a bullet or a very hard impact!

Objectives:
-Disarm Goldfinger.

What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Try to get the revolver

 

[Blue Protoman]

Try to get the revolver

You leap forward in an attempt to snatch the revolver. You grab it, but Goldfinger won't let go. As you both struggle for it, the trigger somehow gets pulled. The bullet hits....a window! A vacuum has started to suck everything out of the plane! Goldfinger is sucked through a window. No need to worry about him anymore. But you have other matters to attend to. For instance, you need to get off the plane! It's dropping fast!

Objective Complete!
-Disarm Goldfinger.

New Objective!
-Find a parachute and get off the plane!

Objectives:
-Find a parachute and get off the plane!

You're a mile above ground. Impact is in two minutes. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Get Pussy Galore and jump off the plane with a parachute

 

[Blue Protoman]

Get Pussy Galore and jump off the plane with a parachute

You run into the cockpit. Pussy can't control the plane. She takes out a lone parachute. Apparently, it's the only one on the plane. You put it on, and jump out, with Pussy clinging to you. The plane crash-lands in a lake. You land safely near that lake. Pussy initially wants to find help. But after taking a closer look at you, she decides that it could wait. You consummate your new relationship.

MISSION COMPLETE!

Congratulations! You have successfully completed this game! Did you enjoy it? If so, fear not! The next adventure is right here! http://gbatemp.net/t223883-half-of-everything-is-luck

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The game is officially over. This thread will remain open until the the weekend is over for discussion.

 

[sonicsmash2]

I know whats next!! play the credits!!!

 

[Maplemage]

You unlock the Extras menu and inside it you play NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOO!