You stuck WHAT up WHERE?!?!?!?

[Veho]

And you think dimes up your nose were embarrassing.

 

[jumpman17]

Wait...a kangaroo tumor? W...T...F...

 

[Urza]

At least the light bulb didn't shatter.

 

[osirisFIVE]

I love the Darwin Awards.
The books are fantastic.

 

[Sonicslasher]

'In Munich, when a man collapsed, his phone somehow ended up in him, supposedly causing the redial button to become activated.

When his wife answered the call, she became worried because she heard inexplicable gurgling sounds. She called the police, who investigated, and were no doubt shocked to learn that this time they had a real asshole on the phone!"
ROFL!!!

 

[moozxy]

Theres some fetish that mostly wives of hunter's have, where they cut off a tongue of a hunted animal, then use it to pleasure themselves. It's called something like xeno-eroticism or something, can't remember.
Anyway, some woman apparently 'forgot' about using one and left it in her vagina where it began rotting and only found out when she went to the doctors because of the smell!