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A fine ass girl sends you a myspace friend request and you were checkin her out and found out its your cuz.

My cousin sent me an add and I was thinking okay some fine ass chick in the local of my cuz sent me a friend request... okay no biggie ill add.

Then when I look closer it turns out to be my cuz that is a mother of 2... at the age of 18 but still.
 

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When you admire lolis for anything besides being cute or precious.

When you want hentai of any video game or anime character (we're all guilty of this well most of us).

When a female pulls up their skirt or one of their friends accidentally or intentionally pulls up her skirt and asks you to look and then you start looking and admiring. This happened to me back in high school and nothing happened except I was teased by my best friend who pulled up the girl's skirt anyways.
 

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TTDSman18 said:
A fine ass girl sends you a myspace friend request and you were checkin her out and found out its your cuz.

My cousin sent me an add and I was thinking okay some fine ass chick in the local of my cuz sent me a friend request... okay no biggie ill add.

Then when I look closer it turns out to be my cuz that is a mother of 2... at the age of 18 but still.

You mean to say your family still speak/associate with you???!!!!
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I know I am a pervert, I am a man. In fact, any man who is not a pervert is not really a man.

What?
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The lamp is one of those things you cant unsee. When you see a lamp you will forever see a lamp unless you try to see a girl wearing a thong.
 

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