WTF?

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Hadrian, Mar 10, 2008.

WTF?

by Hadrian Mar 10, 2008 at 9:56 AM 1,100 Views 11 replies
  1. Hadrian
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    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Ok just been looking for work on the UK jobcentre site and erm came across this vacancy:


    * Job Title * WEB CAM OPERATORS * MIC/1721

    Location
    WORKING FROM HOME

    Hours
    20 PER WEEK, MONDAY TO SUNDAY, 4 HOUR SHIFTS, ROTA BASIS

    Wage
    £10.00 PER HOUR + 50% COMMISSION

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Weekends

    Employer
    Barcode 18

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY


    Description:
    Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Do you have an internet ready computer and a web cam? If yes, Barcode18.tv is looking for adults aged 18+ for immediate start either from home or from employer site in Mitcham, Surrey. Guaranteed minimum wages per 4 hour shift Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Duties require the successful applicant to be nude/semi nude.

    To apply, please call the office number on ********. Alternatively, call Charlene on ********* or Daryl Atti.


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    Now the Jobcentre is actually a UK government agency, and if you don't work and you wish to get monies to help while you are unemployed from the government you'll need to view the JC listings. So the government supports this kind of thing? Do you think they'll take people who kinda have manboobs (they're going!!)?
     
  2. laminaatplaat

    laminaatplaat GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    HAHhahahahahahahHAHAhahahahaHAhahahAHHAHAhahahahhaha

    1) Find this article
    2) Report it to the Sun "newspaper"
    3) ???
    4) Profit!
     
  3. tomqman

    tomqman This Is Everyone's Fault But Mine.

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    hadrian you should apply for it i would watch lol (not really)
     
  4. Hadrian
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    I phoned up and asked about it, they said that they don't male employers but they said that "Gaycrawler" are always looking for people.


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  5. tomqman

    tomqman This Is Everyone's Fault But Mine.

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    lmfao lol
     
  6. Rammoth

    Rammoth GBAtemp Fan

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    rofl, I thought that first post was already great fun, but the fact that you actually called and they advised you to try "Gaycrawler" is just genious [​IMG]

    Thanks for this early laugh!
     
  7. Hadrian
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    Well I searched for this "gaycrawler" and only fount a dating site for gay people. I was gonna call to see what would be involved...for comedy purposes...honest...yay minge!
     
  8. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    yeah.. comedy purposes only.. sure..
     
  9. Dragonsend

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    LOL
     
  10. Little

    Little I r Little

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    Job center plus are always advertising for strippers as well. Its quite funny. I was in there when I really wanted a new job, and they were like yeah have to apply for everything if you want to claim benefits (which i didnt... these people are retarded). He seemed to think I'd make a good stripper though =|
     
  11. HippoSheep

    HippoSheep Advanced Member

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    Hadrian, thinking of becoming a cam girl? Lmfao
     
  12. Maverick_z

    Maverick_z When did i join again??

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    you don't see that everyday do you [​IMG]