worst movie ever

[Canonbeat234]

Hmmm

IMO, I can't see 'The Lord of the Rings' it was that boring!

The Spirit; don't ask that had no plot to be it simply!

 

[granville]

In this case then, I guess I can express my own opinion of a movie I recently saw that I just didn't like much. Star Trek. I am a big fan of the original series (THE original series) and I went in with high hopes for the movie just made. What I came away with was less than pleased. Certainly not the worst movie I've EVER seen, but the worst recent movie I've seen. The supporting cast was good (Scotty, Sulu, and all the minor ones I though really good), but I didn't like the two stars- Kirk and Spock. Spock is my favorite character in the original series, but I didn't like how they gave him too much human-like emotions.

I might watch it again when I have the time and with lower expectations, but I came out displeased. I'm not a trekkie or some person like that, but I'm enough of a fan of the original story to be able to say I didn't like what they did to it.

 

[KingdomBlade]

Everything with Barbie.

 

[bazamuffin]

Shark Attack 3, and heres an example

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc...feature=related

 

[The Guardian]

In this case then, I guess I can express my own opinion of a movie I recently saw that I just didn't like much. Star Trek. I am a big fan of the original series (THE original series) and I went in with high hopes for the movie just made. What I came away with was less than pleased. Certainly not the worst movie I've EVER seen, but the worst recent movie I've seen. The supporting cast was good (Scotty, Sulu, and all the minor ones I though really good), but I didn't like the two stars- Kirk and Spock. Spock is my favorite character in the original series, but I didn't like how they gave him too much human-like emotions.

I might watch it again when I have the time and with lower expectations, but I came out displeased. I'm not a trekkie or some person like that, but I'm enough of a fan of the original story to be able to say I didn't like what they did to it.

I was going to respond to this, but then i realized that arguing over Star Trek on an internet forum would be the low point of my existence.

 

[granville]

You still responded though, which means you have SOMETHING to say. And you took the time to quote me. Why not go ahead and get whatever you like out. I'm actually pretty curious as to what you have to say. Something positive and non-trollish I hope. If you had a problem with my dislike of that movie, remember all the other things posted in this thread. This thread is about personal opinions, not the bashing of other opinions. I plan on rewatching the movie sometime to see if it grows on me more. I find movies do that. Lemony Snicket is an example.

 

[El-ahrairah]

Repo: The Genetic Opera

What a piece of crap movie.

 

[Gwaith]

I agree with a lot of your opinions, but like I said, you can't have seen many truly terrible ones if you list some like Batman Begins or Pride and Prejudice. I am NOT dissing or bashing your opinion, so you can just get that out of your head. You just must not have seen some of the absolute worst movies ever made. You're lucky too. No one would want to. I've seen some truly horrid ones that no one in their sane mind would like.

The reason i haven't seen real bad movies is , because I normally read up on movies and then watch them. But as you might understand i was forced to watch pride & prejudice in school and it just didn't interrest me at all and so was totally boring to me. I didn't rate it for the acting or anything it's just a film that I couldn't be less interrested in.
I just imagined another terrible film. The Hulk movie. I hope i won't get bashed for that opinion again

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[WildWon]

Phenomenon. What a horrid, partial-birth abortion of a movie. Saw it in the theater years back and has completely destroyed any enjoyment i COULD have had from John Travolta from that point on.

What a travesty.

EDIT: OH! I just remembered one that BEATS Phenomenon for "Worst Movie Ever." An American Haunting. That movie took a puppy, force-fed it Clorox through a funnel, smashed it with a mallet, put it in a birthday package with a pretty bow, handed it to an orphan, but just before ACTUALLY giving it to the child, throwing it onto the freeway to be smashed. And they put it on film. Yes, THAT is how i feel about An American Haunting.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Disaster Move. Borning, unfunny and just plain shite.

 

[Giangsta]

The korean film, The Host....wow, just wow....that movie sucked major balls

 

[Individual]

Off the top of my head, Batman & Robin. Just remembering this movie and Mr. Freeze's puns makes me want to punch babies.

 

[WildWon]

Disaster Move. Borning, unfunny and just plain shite.

In all fairness, has there been a good spoof movie since Not Another Teen Movie? And prior to that... what... Naked Gun 2 1/2, and maybe Hot Shots 2?
Naked Gun, Hot Shots and the Airplane! films were GOOD spoofs. Anything with "Movie" in the title (sans the aforementioned Teen Movie, because, for some odd reason, i enjoy the hell out of that one) is NOT going to be a good spoof movie. Just a thought

 

[TrolleyDave]

Disaster Move. Borning, unfunny and just plain shite.

In all fairness, has there been a good spoof movie since Not Another Teen Movie? And prior to that... what... Naked Gun 2 1/2, and maybe Hot Shots 2?
Naked Gun, Hot Shots and the Airplane! films were GOOD spoofs. Anything with "Movie" in the title (sans the aforementioned Teen Movie, because, for some odd reason, i enjoy the hell out of that one) is NOT going to be a good spoof movie. Just a thought

I'm pretty easily entertained though, I didn't mind Scary Movie, Mett The Spartans and even Epic Movie made me laugh a couple of times but Disaster Movie didn't even get a chuckle. Admittedly none of them are as good as Airplane, Teen Movie, Hot Shots, Naked Gun and High Anxiety but they weren't absolute pils of steaming pooh like Disaster Movie. Like I say though, I'm pretty easily entertained by films. There's alot of stuff people find complete shite and there's still things about them I found pretty good.

 

[WildWon]

I'm pretty easily entertained though, I didn't mind Scary Movie, Mett The Spartans and even Epic Movie made me laugh a couple of times but Disaster Movie didn't even get a chuckle. Admittedly none of them are as good as Airplane, Teen Movie, Hot Shots, Naked Gun and High Anxiety but they weren't absolute pils of steaming pooh like Disaster Movie. Like I say though, I'm pretty easily entertained by films. There's alot of stuff people find complete shite and there's still things about them I found pretty good.

Well, to be honest, i haven't watched any of the newer spoof movies. Superhero, Disaster, Epic, Date... they all look like complete rubbish. As well, Meet The Spartans... fuck me running. The adverts for that film turned me off so hardcore that i had an innie-hardon! Seriously though, when a commercial has to yell the punchlines of a joke in order to be funny... that is NOT my thing. "What is that doing?!" "Its... TRANSFORMing!!!" OHHHHHH! Ok, i get that joke! THEY SAID THE FUCKING MOVIE TITLE FOR WHAT THEY'RE REFERENCING!

Whew... sorry, that shit gets me worked up. Its the dumbing down of society, IMO. I mean, don't get me wrong, i'm not holding it against anyone for liking it, its just irritating, is all

My friend said it best, upon first seeing the preview for Meet The Spartans. "It looks like something coughed up from a bad bong rip." And i couldn't agree more. ...cept my post-hit coughing fits usually include a bit more humor.

>_>

 

[Smatchmo]

Worst film, given I make a habit of watching films everyone else says is bad this might be a hard one. Personally if a film is bad then that is one thing but if a film had potential for whatever reasons and it is still bad then it is even worse.

I am going with lord of the rings, I love fantasy TV/films/games/books but they bored the snot out of me. I watched them again (directors cut no less) a few months back and nothing had changed.

Great choice. LOTR was very pretty eye candy but was otherwise super boring. Randal was right; it's 3 boring movies of people walking to a f*cking volcano....


Reconsidering my original choice of Crash, I think Matrix 2 & 3 were more of a wasted opportunity and a bigger letdown and are thus worse movies than Crash.
Debatable if Matrix 2 & 3 are worse than LOTR trilogy.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Lake Placid 2

My friend's wife has a penchant for B movies.
She made us watch this one.
My friend and I got drunk and made fun of it MST3K style.

....it wasn't very difficult to improve on their script.

 

[Rayder]

Last night I Googled, "What is the goriest movie ever made?" The consensus was a movie called Braindead (A.K.A. "Dead Alive" in America), so I proceeded to "find" this movie and watched it. I don't know, it was pretty gory alright, but it was one of the hokiest pieces of stupidity I've ever seen. If THAT was the goriest movie ever, then I have no faith in gory movies anymore. I can't believe people thought it was anything besides just lame. I swear I've seen gorier movies than that before....at least the stories were creepy as well as gory, not just ridiculous like this movie was.

So anyway, that was the worst movie I've seen recently.


As for the WORST movie I ever saw.....I don't know what the name of it was, and I saw it many, many years ago (like 30 or so years ago), but it was TERRIBLE, in the most hilarious way. It was an old space movie and it was cheesier than a cheddar factory. Here's the rub:

The stars were yellow, red, blue, green, etc. Two opposing sides were fighting in space. People in gladiator costumes climbed into missiles and got fired through the windows of the opposing ships. Once on the enemy's ship they would jump out of the missiles and start fighting the enemy with swords. No lasers or even guns, freakin' swords. No consideration for the broken windows they just blasted through in the vacuum of space. It was a riot.

Ever since I saw that movie all those years ago, I've been trying to find out what that movie was so I could watch it again to laugh at it.

 

[mthrnite]

Teenage Catgirls in Heat

I like a good "bad" movie, but I can honestly say I've never EVER enjoyed a Troma production, including Toxic Avenger.
This one though, was utterly laborious. I really felt I had wasted part of my life after watching it.

 

[GameSoul]

Disaster Move. Borning, unfunny and just plain shite.

That's really like most parody movies nowadays.