Worst game ever
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Lunar Knights - Ruins the Boktai series for good, ARGH!
Sonic Labyrith - *Shivers*
Sonic Chronicles - This game shall not be talked about, EVER!!
Sonic Labyrith - *Shivers*
Sonic Chronicles - This game shall not be talked about, EVER!!
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Pokemon Battle Revolution
With every iteration of the Pokemon Stadium series, content gets slashed considerably. Now I need to purchase PokePark, PokeRanch, and PBR just to get the same experience I could've gotten on a single disc/cart previously.
With every iteration of the Pokemon Stadium series, content gets slashed considerably. Now I need to purchase PokePark, PokeRanch, and PBR just to get the same experience I could've gotten on a single disc/cart previously.
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Hmmm...I'd have to say the worst game ever in my opinion is Super Mario Bros. 2. I just hate it with a passion.
I don't like the 2nd zelda they made for nintendo. It blew my mind when I played it, and not in a good way!
I've played some real crap in my time, but I found these the most offensive of all:
- Bomberman Act Zero. You took a franchise that needed no updating and totally fucked up everything good about it. Ever heard of the phrase 'if it aint broke dont fix it'? No? Well leave Bomberman alone for a fuckin' start. No charm, no bright colours, no child-like innocence to any of it. Just design by committee 'go with what's popular' power armoured soulless space marine wannabe with crappy high def 'wet look' visuals.
- Sonic 2006. I think the only way Sega could possibly have offended me more would have been to break into my house, eat all my food, shoot my dog in the head then shit in my mouth as I slept. Then sending me a bill for it. How did they EVER let one of the classic mascots sink this low? Nigh unplayable. I finished it in order to keep my record of finishing every Sonic game intact. This game is what it took for me to realise that such records are simply not worth the pain.
- the Aladdin LCD game. I was saving up for Super Metroid. I had about £30 saved up. My mother decides to spend that money on an LCD game for me to play in the car on a family holiday instead. She buys me Aladdin. I've never been a fan of the movies. The game actually completes itself. See, the enemies attack by throwing their swords. They hit you and you flash for a moment, then the sword flies back and kills its owner whether you dodged it or not. You have infinite health. So there's no reason to do anything. Even the final boss kills himself with no input from you. Switch the game on, start it up, go make yourself a sandwich and job done, another game beaten. Couldn't help but notice the game only cost £10. She came back with bags from River Island that day too. Hence why we don't talk any more.
There are so many bad games out there but every now and then I'll encounter one that makes me fucking sick. Generally when a once great franchise is raped, or when it falls so short of expectations I just have to laugh at it. There are some games that I expect to suck so it's no shock to me when they do, like a lot of the 'design by committe go with whats popular identical power armoured space marine cover shooters' in today's market. But sometimes I just want to punch people for making such utter crap.
- Bomberman Act Zero. You took a franchise that needed no updating and totally fucked up everything good about it. Ever heard of the phrase 'if it aint broke dont fix it'? No? Well leave Bomberman alone for a fuckin' start. No charm, no bright colours, no child-like innocence to any of it. Just design by committee 'go with what's popular' power armoured soulless space marine wannabe with crappy high def 'wet look' visuals.
- Sonic 2006. I think the only way Sega could possibly have offended me more would have been to break into my house, eat all my food, shoot my dog in the head then shit in my mouth as I slept. Then sending me a bill for it. How did they EVER let one of the classic mascots sink this low? Nigh unplayable. I finished it in order to keep my record of finishing every Sonic game intact. This game is what it took for me to realise that such records are simply not worth the pain.
- the Aladdin LCD game. I was saving up for Super Metroid. I had about £30 saved up. My mother decides to spend that money on an LCD game for me to play in the car on a family holiday instead. She buys me Aladdin. I've never been a fan of the movies. The game actually completes itself. See, the enemies attack by throwing their swords. They hit you and you flash for a moment, then the sword flies back and kills its owner whether you dodged it or not. You have infinite health. So there's no reason to do anything. Even the final boss kills himself with no input from you. Switch the game on, start it up, go make yourself a sandwich and job done, another game beaten. Couldn't help but notice the game only cost £10. She came back with bags from River Island that day too. Hence why we don't talk any more.
There are so many bad games out there but every now and then I'll encounter one that makes me fucking sick. Generally when a once great franchise is raped, or when it falls so short of expectations I just have to laugh at it. There are some games that I expect to suck so it's no shock to me when they do, like a lot of the 'design by committe go with whats popular identical power armoured space marine cover shooters' in today's market. But sometimes I just want to punch people for making such utter crap.
TheDarkSeed said:
I thought it was a hard game, but NOT bad at all.
* p.s. I'm laughing my ass off ! Some comments are really funny!
Another game I recall being pretty bad yet haven't played is "Plumbers don't wear ties". AVGN did a review of it and I honestly felt like stabbing someone for making such a horrible game.
My experience with Sonic 06 was surprisingly positive. I got drunk playing it once and somehow managed to enjoy myself. Didn't touch it again after that. Probably won't ever.
My experience with Sonic 06 was surprisingly positive. I got drunk playing it once and somehow managed to enjoy myself. Didn't touch it again after that. Probably won't ever.
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DeadLocked said:
No way! I had a blast with that game as a kid. I only played the genesis version though, but it's hella fun.
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Tonitonichopchop said:
I only played the PC version but it was my first sonic game and it was just boring and unwieldy with a keyboard.
The only part I liked was running down the tunnel collecting as many coins as possible (if memory serves).
DeadLocked said:
Yeah, the game has some nice loops in it. Imo, it's a nice novelty, but by modern standards it's pretty bad. Mainly because a platforming isometric game nowadays is practically unheard of.
Doesnt Super Monkey Ball have some kinda Butt sumo? like you gotta push the monkey off with your ass and then you can finish them off with a mega ass push? I cant find the minigame on youtube but im pretty sure there is an ass sumo thingy.
The first Monkey Ball was the best, I played it all the time and multiplayer, thats what made the fun, just pure challenging Monkey Ball.
The first Monkey Ball was the best, I played it all the time and multiplayer, thats what made the fun, just pure challenging Monkey Ball.
Miraan said:
i remember that at some point in my life i played a game like that
it was HILARIOUS / you can either race and come first to win, or kill or the people in the city
- but it was playable, not sure which one though / maybe im thinking more PC dunno such a blur.
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