Stop and change your perspective. Imagine if your daily job was to design this crap, you'd be sitting back hoping little children drag their parents into buying this. You wouldn't care about the pirates on GBATEMP talking shit, you'd only be thinking about how smart it was to package it with a plush hamster, and hope that it would sell, cause you have a family to feed.
That's just the way it is, things will never change. Things will never be the same. Listen to "Changes" by Tupac while listening to my shit, and it will all make sense. Otherwise, this game is crap, download it for free, and laugh. Either way, that's just the way it is.