Why do you like beer ?

[Veho]

Damn changing slang... though that would explain the very embarrassed youths down the pub a while back when the conversation came around and the older, often highly bearded, participants declared their love of scrumping and how they wish they could do more of it before pondering a session for the sake of old times.

I can't imagine youths of today being that bashful and embarrassed of sex so it's fair to assume they took "scrumping" for its archaic meaning and were experiencing the general embarrassment of being around gramps (i.e. anyone over 30) when he starts talking about the good old times and "kids these days".

 

[Pedeadstrian]

I can't imagine youths of today being that bashful and embarrassed of sex so it's fair to assume they took "scrumping" for its archaic meaning and were experiencing the general embarrassment of being around gramps (i.e. anyone over 30) when he starts talking about the good old times and "kids these days".

Back in my day, when your grandfather sat you down for a spell to talk about his scrumping adventures, you listened respectfully!

 

[Veho]

Back in my day, when your grandfather sat you down for a spell to talk about his scrumping adventures, you listened respectfully!

Was it before or after you walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways?

 

[FAST6191]

I can't imagine youths of today being that bashful and embarrassed of sex so it's fair to assume they took "scrumping" for its archaic meaning and were experiencing the general embarrassment of being around gramps (i.e. anyone over 30) when he starts talking about the good old times and "kids these days".

Don't you know nobody over the age of 30 has sex?

 

[Pedeadstrian]

Was it before or after you walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways?

Walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways in the snow.

 

[Veho]

Don't you know nobody over the age of 30 has sex?

Well they shouldn't. Ew. Icky. Gross. Old people sex.

 

[pwsincd]

damn im too old , ffs dont tell the mrs , its a mission to get laid already

 

[LiamGore]

dont drink beer, drink ALE. ale is so much better.