Who do you identify as?

[Deleted member 546149]

I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and I’m more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodus” and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you can’t accept me you’re a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.

I identify as an android, not a doll

 

[Deleted User]

I'm not you, that's for sure.

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Or maybe I am.

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Who am I?
Am I not unique?
Maybe I'm not here
At all

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"I know what he is. He's an elephant!"

"An elephant? You stupid twat!"

 

[Deleted member 483379]

I identify as someone who can be funny without resorting to the low-hanging-fruits of generic, edgy "politically incorrect" jokes.

me too

 

[Deleted member 668561]

 

[Louse]

me too

Ah, yes. I too enjoy and proliferate the politically correct and edge-less social just jokes of my generation. I also believe in the destruction of ■■■■■■■■■■■■ and the ■■■■■ ■■■■. I am also a totally real human who enjoys humor and am representative of my peers.

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

Damn it wait I thought this was a shitpost

How's this for a shitpost?

 

[Louse]

How's this for a shitpost?
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Oh, you gonna cry now? Piss your... oh.

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how do i dislike posts

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

how do i dislike posts

You can't, but feel free to like it!

 

[Louse]

You can't, but feel free to like it!

you are quite lucky that i am busy removing ethical constraints right now, or SO HELP ME i will dismantle https://gbatemp.net so thoroughly that your posts would not only cease* to exist but remain as harbingers of negative likes regardless of their non-existance

 

[x65943]

what does it mean to "seize to exist"

Is that like a rare neurological condition?

 

[Louse]

what does it mean to "seize to exist"

Is that like a rare neurological condition?

i was describing what my brain did when i read DiaperMan™'s post



also, before anyone goes for it, r/boneappletea

 

[CeeDee]

How's this for a shitpost?
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Is it worse that I saw the picture when it was posted earlier in the thread, and still thought it was just a bit? Not here to judge, just wildly thrown off tbh

 

[Louse]

"I still don't like it, but i guess its better than children in diapers!"®